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Sisterly love
January 5, 2008, 5:46 pm
Filed under: Arts, family, humour, life | Tags: ,

I just stumbled upon Ria ‘s(13 yr old) Christmas card for her twin brother Tom.

Bless.

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Bad day at the golf
January 5, 2008, 2:29 pm
Filed under: golf, life, photography, Rants, Scotland, sports, stories | Tags: , ,

So, I’ve rapped a pitching wedge to 6 inches from 110 yards and sunk the putt for a birdie three when the phone rings.

“Mark, the house is on fire.”

“OK, I’ll be back by half two” I reply.

” I just missed an eagle by inches.”

“Yes, but the washing machine is belching black smoke and now two of the cupboards are melting.”

“Does that mean I have to come back?” I venture.

“Why not phone the Fire Brigade?” I suggest.

“OK, but I think I would appreciate it if  you came back.  I realise you might think everything is ok.”  So I did.

They were waiting!

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Hmmm…

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If the insurance doesn’t fork out I swear I will do a Michael Douglas!

At least the lid was on the stew, so we had it for lunch.



g’nashers
January 5, 2008, 3:16 am
Filed under: life, music, tv, videos | Tags: , ,

Kate Nash was amazing in the Jools Holland Show when I first saw her on my birthday last year…

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However, she had to perform with Jools on the Hootenanny, like every other act.

Tedious.

What’s going on Jools?

It used to be about them, not you.




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