I’M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO REFLECT THE TONE OF THE TWO GEEZERS WHO PRESENT MASTERCHEFF THESE DAYS.
What was wrong with the lugubriousness of Lloyd Grossman?
ANYWAY, AFTER AN ENTHRALLING FINAL (BUT A NOT GREAT FORMAT OVERALL) THE GORMAN FAMILY AGREED THAT THERE WAS NO DOUBT JAMESY DESERVED THE TITLE.
HURRAH!
Filed under: Arts, advertising, business, life, tv, videos, work | Tags: ads, sky, TV commercials
How could I possibly support such a notion?
An ad campaign that says life is better without the ads.
I’ll tell you how…
Put together a hugely compelling idea, a brilliantly to the point proposition, fabulous direction and a song to kill for. (Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka.)
And this is what you get. Advertising at its best.
The irony is that it’s anti advertising. But, you know what? That ultimately is why it is genius and will win lots of advertising awards.
LOL.
And you know what? I was able to repeat view it on our temporarily working Sky + (2 months now – a record!).
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Filed under: movies | Tags: coen bros, daniel day lewis, jonny greenwood, pt anderson, there will be blood
I had so been looking forward to this movie and had to bide my time to see it.
However, on a wet Monday afternoon in Glasgow my chance arrived.
PT Anderson is right up there among my favourite directors of all time with Magnolia in my top 5 films, ever! News of Daniel Day Lewis’ performance and his (as it turns out justified) favouritism for the Best Actor Oscar only added to my anticipation.
The film’s position as No. 23 EVER on IMDb’s review list (my filmic bible) meant it had to be a total classic.
So I’m afriad I have to beg to differ.
Whilst much of it amazes there is just too much indulgence in this movie. The first 20 minutes when, famously, not a word is uttered feels to me like film wank. It is overlong as well and I felt the cinematography failed to reach the top drawer; it’s simply too dark in places.
The theme of greed is interesting but it feels a bit derivative of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand – the famous book of the 50’s – although I gather the inspiration was drawn from a little known novel called ‘Oil’. And there are rather too many moments where Daniel Plainview played, mostly magnificently, by Daniel Day Lewis, is symbolised as the Devil incarnate sheathed in shards of flame and plumes of smoke. OK PT, we get it…
The context in which this greed is acted out is Oil Boom America (the first third of the last century). It centres around an oil prospector’s run ins with an unnamed fundamentalist Christian outback church.
The parallels between Bush and Iraq are not difficult to see.
Whilst the congregation may be innocent worshippers, the relationship between the young pastor (Dano) and Plainview, is the real axis of the movie and it meets with mixed results. Partly because Dano’s performance is not 100% convincing. Close, but no cigar.
Indeed the denoument was, I thought, verging on the absurd.
Daniel Day Lewis’ descent into madness is well observed and he manages to avoid the excesses of Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York. However, having seen most of the big movies of the year his was probably the best male lead performance – although I felt Ellen Page in Juno and Javier Bardem in A Country For Old Men were better, purer, more believable constructs.
Which brings me to my final point. The Coen’s movie beats it hand down on every level except for the score, which is stunning.
Jonny Greenwood was responsible and this is the standout moment…
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Verdict? 7/10. (Still an A in old money, but I was expecting a straight 10)
Filed under: Arts, gigs, music, videos | Tags: boys and girls in america, chips ahoy, Glasgow live, hold steady, stuck between stations
This great band from Brooklyn NYC were in Glasgow last night playing at The Garage. Ian Dommett and I attended and were blown away by their passion, energy and sheer musicianship. An outstanding gig by a top notch band.
They even did Chips Ahoy justice. Boys and Girls in America, the first encore was peerless.
And Stuck Between Stations? Well, judge for yourselves.
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The support were excellent too, look out for them. Good old Rock and roll. The Haze, from Maybole,
First single out next month.
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Filed under: Arts, movies, music, videos | Tags: Antsy Pants, Belle and Sebastian, Billy Bragg, Cat Powers, Eliza Cartghy, ellen page, folk, Folk music, juno, Juno soundtrack, Kimya Dawson, Martin Carthy, Paul Weller, roots, Sonic Youth, Soundtracks, the imagined village, The Kinks, the Moldy peaches, Trans-global underground, Velvt Underground
This is a bit different. A modern take on folk as a kind of folk supergroup. They could have called themselves Sky Ba’tat!
Led by Martin and Eliza Carthy and featuring Sheila Chandra, Benjamin Zephania, Paul Weller, Trans-Global Underground, Billy Bragg, The Copper Family and Tuung it maybe shouldn’t work, but it does.
However, even though it’s a new take on folk if you don’t like folk you won’t like this. If you’re ambivalent it might just swing it for you.
They are The Imagined Village. What’s most interesting is when they meld olde English Folk with ‘World Rythms’ so that the percussion can be really interesting and exciting, particularly on the song “Cold Haily Rainy Night.”
The other thing that’s heavily rotating on the car stereo is the soundtrack from Juno featuring a bunch of quirky off-beat stuff. “A bit kooky” would, I suppose, sum it up and no better demo of that is the Velvet Underground’s “I’m sticking with you” which is, for those of you that know it, is not typical Velvets.
In addition it features Dearest by Buddy Hololy which is really rather good and A Well Respected Man by The Kinks, thereafter you’re into Belle and Sebastian territory with a couple of contributions (Expectations and Piazza. New York Catcher). But the real backbone of the album is a bunch of college bands from the US that I’ve never heard of but would like to find out more, principally Kimya Dawson, but also Barry Louis Polisar, Antsy Pants and The Moldy Peaches.
Here’s some Kimya…
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It’s all good fun, feelgood stuff.
Well worth a tenner.
Filed under: music, videos | Tags: manchester, myspace, pop, salford, The Ting Tings, Youtube
The Ting Tings. Mark my words, you saw it here first. (Well, if you’re over 40n taht is, they’ve been building a big fanbase of myspace for a while and have played Glastonbury and played Jools as you can see from this vid.)
It’s a really interesting and original act from Salford.
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First single (proper) is out on March 3rd. This is it…
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Filed under: Scotland, football, humour, jokes, life, sports | Tags: Hearts, saints and sinner, Southampton, Southampton FC


I was in the pub watching the Rangers v Panathanaikos match amnd got talking to an English bloke. He told me his home team was Southampton and now that he was living in Edinburgh he followed Hearts.
“Ah! so you’re a Saints and Sinners fan then.” I quipped.
He laughed.
Filed under: Rants, Scotland, football, humour, jokes, life, politics, sports | Tags: bigotry, bollocks, catholic, Celtic, Rangers
James McLaughlin!
You are a very naughty boy for sending me this awful link and I warn you, dear reader, that this is a nasty, obnoxious and bigoted piece of communication that nobody, but nobody should watch. So don’t. Especially if you, like me, are a Catholic.
Unless, of course, you want a laugh.
Aunty Margot - you’ll hate it, so don’t bother; you’ll hate it too Mum oh, and Father Tony, best watch Corrie.
I hope this doesn’t condemn me to a life in purgatory.
Intrigued? If you end up offended don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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I am occasionally accused of being a bit OTT in my enthusiasm for things. I don’t really consider that a weakness. What’s wrong with as bit of enthusiasm?
However, this guy, Steve Bawbag (I mean Ballman) takes it to the nth degree. Thanks to Steve Douglas for pointing me in the right direction.
Enjoy…
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I was at the parliament last night. Pumping my gums. If you’re interested you’ll have to subscribe to my business speak here.
Filed under: life, politics | Tags: Clinton, democratic nomination, kennedy, us election. obama, usa, uspolitics
So does Obama it seems.
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Quite a neat, if transparent, move.
Filed under: Arts, humour, jokes, life, movies, work | Tags: asswipes, bladerunner, Eldon Tyrell, ridley scott, Rob Morrice
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My blog has been infected by Eldon Tyrell wannabees. (See he’s at it again comments.)
One is an asswipe (although I must admit I hadn’t copped the Bladerunner reference at first and I was probably being bated, so maybe he’s actually a great wit).
The other is my pal, agent provocateur and known asswipe, Rob Morrice, feebly attempting to pass himself off as Mr T. For those of you who work for a living it’s probably too much to either keep up with or care about. For the rest of us (me) it’s rather amusing.
The question is; Do sheep have electric dreams?
Filed under: Rants, humour, jokes, life | Tags: alastair darling, bank, banking, gordon brown, nationalisation, northern rock, politics
Northern rock is a comedy.
Poor Ally. Wee Darling.
A pure dead hospital pass from Broony.
See ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya…
Filed under: Arts, big brother, humour, life, photography, politics | Tags: beach, china, crowds
Filed under: Arts, life, photography | Tags: ansell adams, art, black and white photography, Edinburgh, Edinburgh art, exhibitions, mountains, the moon, yosemite
You know as well as I do that Ansell Adams is a great, really great, photographer. I suspect that the difference between you and I though is that, as of Saturday, I have seen his work in the flesh.
So what, you might say.
So everything I would retort.
Have you ever seen a real life Tission? A Boticelli? A Caravaggio? A Canaletto? Have you ever seen a reproduction of them? If you have you will understand how visceral the experience was of seeing the real thing is in the flesh. So imagine seeing not one but 150 Adams’ in the flesh.
Here, In Edinburgh, for only £4, with no more than 300 people in the gallery.
All of his most famous work is on display (until April). The first surprise is the size of the prints, few are larger than 10 x 8.
The second is the low lighting conditions. (Quite challenging, but these prints need to be protected.)
The third is how gobsmackingly brilliant the execution of these photos is. It’s one thing composing and capturing these brilliant shots, it’s another thing entirely developing and printing to this level of excellence. I actually cannot describe how breathtaking it is. The skies are often black, pitch black, against grey mountains and small pools of razor-sharp, piercing light.
One can concieve, just, how this can be achieved in Photoshop world, but in 1945? Honestly, the techical achievement is unreal. Almost literally.
As for the photos, what more can I possibly add to the huge body of slavvering adulation?
Nothing.
But, for the record, both Jeana and I had these shots as the highlights.
You simply would not comprehend how beautiful the effect of the moving water is in this image.
No, not ‘Half Dome’.
Your computer screen will not even remotely do this photo justice.
There is only one way. Get on a plane to Edinburgh.
Now!
PS. He is not perfect. A significant chunk of the exhibition features his experimental work on parchment coloured Kodak paper that, for me, killed his shots. The paper does not hold the contrast of his skies and they appear insipid compared to his silver Gelatin work.
Filed under: Arts, family, humour, life, movies | Tags: diablo cody, ellen page, juno, no country for old men, oscar predictions, oscars, scripts, scriptwriting, writing

Gosh.
I’ve just seen back to back breathtakingly good movies (No country for old men and this) and I’ve got “There will be blood” to come. This is a vintage movie year, make no mistake. There will be no embarrasement like “Crash” in 2008’s Oscars (The Scottish remake is “Pish”)
It was really interesting that every award at the BAFTAs last week seemed justified and yet Atonement’s first award of the night was “Best Film”.
Made sense to me.
They say it’s all in the writing; and of course it is. Of course it is – because that’s where the ideas lie.
Juno is quite extraordinarily written by this year’s original screenplay Oscar winner (if not I will eat my hat) Diablo Cody – great name by the way: well written.

The script apparently has a bit of an autobiographical streak to it but who cares really because this script hums, zings, kerpows, shocks, amazes.
It is the best written movie I can remember. I don’t buy that old school Casablanca was genius approach – because I think the writing was wooden – hence the acting.
The Coen’s movie from last week (which is brilliantly directed and acted) is largely lifted from McCarthy’s novel, so that maybe doesn’t compete as a “script”.
Juno, the film and the character, is ascerbic in the extreme, but that is where the film’s second great quality kicks in – Ellen Page.
In the hands of a lesser actress this would have turned into a vitriolic, acidic, bitchlike performance. Instead it is funny, charming and endearing. She too has a chance of an Oscar (I’ve not seen Julie Christie, so can’t comment, and as much as I loved Keira Knightley’s Atonement performance I do believe this is superior.)
This film is much funnier than I expected and when I say funny I don’t just mean “funny”, I mean “Dad, shut up you’re the loudest person in the cinema.” funny. (Said Tom.) In a completely different way it is as funny as Borat.
And that’s funny.
I laughed out loud 20 times. That makes good value for money in my book.
But it is also poignant, beautiful, well observed and has the kick-assest soundtrack you could ever conjure up from the fey fraternity, led by the likes of Belle and Sebastian who feature twice. I will (sadly) buy the soundtrack (as will Kenneth Fowler).
Sorry to be so unoriginal but it really is another 9 out of 10 movie.
It really is.
Filed under: Rants, jokes, life | Tags: american, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcy, snarky, usa
In the comments to my previous post I am accused of being ’snarky’ by some American burd.
Now, I take offence at that.
Sarcy? Oh yes.
Snarky? Not a chance.
Oh, and she called me an idoit too. Idiot!
Actually it made me scream with laughter and if you get there quick before she takes it all down you will either laugh too or think I am just, frankly, an idiot.
It’s this blog post which was on WordPress’ home page this morning.
It’s about a girl looking for advice for her 18 year old little sister as she heads out of High School.
I think you lot might like to contribute. I have started the ball rolling…
Please, please read it.
PS Having added 20 or so suggestions to the blog and been joined by Steven Tait in Australia I notice that all my suggestions as to some of the things a young lady leaving high school should know have been removed, so no longer will she be aware that clarity is parity or that eating fish does not contribute to flatfootdeness.
Shame.
Filed under: Arts, advertising, humour, life, music, work | Tags: 19, adele, comment from a friend of mine who may or may not work a, scottish advertising
A friend of mine, who wishes to remain anonymous, has noted the enhanced activity on my blog today and has made the following observation…
“I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but your blog’s gone all pish and is suddenly full of luvvies talking crap that only makes sense to members of the coterie.
Quick.
Do a review of an obscure record to scare them off…”
So…anyone heard the new Adele Album; 19 which I am listening to a lot just now?
Nice.
Just remember; don’t go chasing pavements.
Whatever that means.
Filed under: Rants, Scotland, advertising, business, humour, jokes, life, work | Tags: 60watt, garden shed, old ladies
In response to the post below about Mr Morrice’s ranting and raving Pete Mill went for a wee sneaky jugular attack.
Filed under: Recipes, Scotland, advertising, humour, life, videos, work | Tags: australia, australians, drink, drinking, drinks marketing, drinks research. Scottish drinks, liquer, liquers, oz, qualitative research, research, traditional drinks, whisky
Or just a “drink for poofs”? You decide.
I am indebted to Stephen Tait for bringing this research to my attention. Never underestimate the opinions of the consumer. On the other hand the targetting could be slightly off-brief.
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Filed under: Arts, advertising, business, life, work | Tags: 1576 advertising, music, punk, ska, stiff records
Jeana and I watched a wonderful history of Stiff Records on the BBC last night. (Of course the BBC hated Stiff in its prime because it was a label of young anarchists).
I loved Stiff. And I’d forgotten how much. The summary of it all suggested that Stiff was a creative, out there, didn’t give a stuff label that believed in the artists and the work.
It so reminded me of me, David and Adrian at 1576. And, you know what? Jeana said it before I did.
But that was our philosophy.
It’s about the work.
And I still believe that 100%.
OK, the medium may have changed. WHATEVER. But the need for great, insightful, creative ideas hasn’t changed one jot.
When 1576 set out we believed (like all good agencies) that the work was ALL. And I also believe we were right. Middle aged, as I am.
That’s why I work, and love it, with 60 Watt.
That’s why Mighty Small will, probably, be small but great.
That’s why people who want good work in this industry need to work with people who care, not just people who are doing a job.
Filed under: family, humour, life | Tags: disaster, facebook, french, online games, online scrabble, scrabble, scrabulous
Are any of you aware of Scrabulous?
It is probably the single best feature of Facebook. Basically it is online Scrabble and, in various degrees, it has engrossed the Gorman family. Most of all, Jeana.
She called me to the computer an hour ago and bemoaned the fact that although she had played some good words her online (random) competitor was kicking her derrière.
“Look at this” she said. “It’s not fair.”
The aforementioned competitor was clocking up big numbers. If truth be told I didn’t pay too much attention to the detail of the words but sniggered a little at the score. Half an hour later she ventured “Is She French?”
“What are you talking about?” I queried
“Well, I’ve just realised that her words are all French and she seems to be playing with the French dictionary switched on.”
Jeana had managed to play six, (Je suis desolee, six) rounds of what she thought was an English Scrabble game in French, without noticing.
What’s all the more amazing is that she had already scored 111 points. (Actually, that’s better than she usually does when she plays in English.)
Doh! (Je suis desolee, Doh!)
And if you doubt me, here is the proof.
Now, guess which words Jeana played. I’ll give you a clue cuirais and cabanon and observais and vengea and henne are not hers.
Filed under: Jeana's Gardening, family, life | Tags: garden, gardening, planting, plants, spring
Some people might think we know that spring has sprung because the snowdrops are flowering,
Daffodils are beginning to pop their heads out of the ground and flower,
But I think it’s when you can get your washing back out on the line in the garden.
And, as my father-in-law, Peter Gorman, used to say “There’s nothing better than watching your washing blowing in God’s good wind.”.



























