Filed under: Arts, creativity, life, photography | Tags: american art, art, art in california, art loving, california, californian art, love art, moma, moma san fransisco, museum, san fransisco, visual art
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I saw this in the MOMA in San Fransisco last summer. Whilst it’s not really art it captured the essence of that remarkable art gallery.
Filed under: Hibees, Scotland, sports | Tags: andy murray, andy murray's hibs green shirt, australian open, hibees. Hibs, Hibs green shirt, novak djokovic, Scotland, scottish sport, scottish tennis, the cabbage
I have refrained from blogging about Andy’s exploits for fear of jinxing him. All I can say is good luck. Scotland would be a very proud nation were he to succeed in the morning.
Filed under: Arts, movies | Tags: blue valentine, michelle williams, ryan gosling

What a curiously and disappointingly unengaging movie this is.
It manages to create two great acting vehicles for Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and contrive to leave you uninvolved and remarkably unsympathetic despite performances that have been talked about as Oscar contenders.
The fact that the movie has ended up with but a single nomination for Williams says a lot, because, frankly, it’s not that good. Incidentally I agree that Williams puts in a better shift than Gosling, albeit both are fine pieces of work.
Gosling’s problems start with very poor make up work. He ages maybe 20 years in a film that spans 5 or 6.
But the real problem is with the film’s structure and, I suppose, the script. One is simply not convinced by the very simple plot vehicle that a couple insanely in love lose every iota of desire or affection in a very short period of time. Well, Williams’ character does. Gosling seemingly degenerates from charming cheeky boy into alcoholism almost overnight and Williams’ disdain for him is frighteningly sudden.
And it’s down to the script. It’s just too black and white. There is no transition. The film’s construction is based on flashback and whilst this works on paper, it doesn’t fare well on screen because it’s just too flakey.
Not only is Gosling’s character a bit unbelievable but the casting of Williams’ ex makes differentiation between the two (an important plot device) really difficult. (exactly the same problem blights The Departed). It’s a bit of a mess.
On the plus side, Williams’ performance really is very good and deserving of a nomination that will not convert because it has Portman’s name on old Oscar, and I liked the cinematography a lot. It works on a really tight depth of field, very tight cropping and a hand held feel which is designed to make the film feel intensely intimate, and at times it does, particularly in the sex scenes.
But, overall it’s too messy. It’s sort of sloppy and despite being the kind of movie the producers, I’m sure, expected us to shed a tear at; it didn’t even come close.
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They have landed
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Cooli
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Nadal out.
Federer out.
Ferrer never beaten Murray, other than on clay.
Murray can beat Djokovic.
Filed under: business, creativity, life, work | Tags: best masher, best potato masher, best vegetable masher, cooking aids, gadgets, gibberish, kitchen gadgets, mark gorman, mark gorman gibberish, masher, masher gadgets, mashing vegetables, potato masher, the pampered chef, the pampered chef potato masher
I love my ipod, my ipad, my Bose sound system, the garden speakers, my camera thumbpiece add on, apps, spotify…you name it.
But nothing has impressed me as much as this little pearl from The Pampered Chef. It was a gift from my brother and sister in law at Christmas but it’s a game changer.
I could mash potatoes for a living with this.
But look at it.
It’s just a one-piece bit of pre-moulded black plastic and yet, and yet…
It is seductive.
It is 100% ergonomic.
It scythes through vegetables as if they did not exist.
Imagine a Swedish Masseuse spending a quality five minutes with you…
That. Would. Be. Like. The. Pampered. Chef. Potato. Masher. In. Action.
Filed under: Arts, music | Tags: candie payne, maxine peake, one of us, the chanteuse and the crippled claw
This is great.
and for those of you unfamiliar with Candie’s solo work, try this.
Filed under: football, Hibees, Rants | Tags: colin calderwood, Edinburgh, edinburgh finest, gibberish, Hibees, Hibernian, hibernian form, mark gorman, mark gorman gibberish, rod petrie, Scottish Football, SPL, the cabbage
After defeat to Motherwell yesterday this very odd man said…
“There are aspects of the game I enjoyed. Problems are there to be solved so that’s what I’m looking forward to doing.”
On Tuesday night after Hibs went out to a team two leagues below the odd bod Calderwood commented…
“We had so many good opportunities, the goalkeeper’s had a number of good saves, we’ve had efforts cleared from the line and I think they defended their goal excellently.
He has so far won 2 out of 15 games.
Being, at best, an armchair fan I have not seen him in action but I am told he stands impassively, hands in pockets, barely involving himself in games and certainly not leaping about like the madman Yogi Hughes had become.
It all just seems like he’s going through the motions.
Remarkably he claims to be “really enjoying it” at Easter Road.
Inevitably, the fans’ ire tends to turn to the manager or the Chairman in these sorts of situation. And Rod Petrie’s extended honeymoon is certainly looking to be over at this moment in time.
The sale of Stokes and Bamba appears to be hitting home now and our lack of action in the transfer market is becoming notable. I’m a great admirer of what Petrie has acheived at Easter Road but it feels like he has made an extraordinarily bad appointment in Colin Calderwood and his earlier reputation for canniness is in danger of becoming one for penny pinching (for which I am told he has a strong internal reputation.)
Lastly, of course, there’s the team itself; some say it is a shadow of its former self, one of the worst to have played for Hibs in many years (if not ever), but I saw Zemamma, Miller, Riordan, Wotherspoon, Murray, Stack and McBride (all in the squad yesterday) play Dundee Utd on 3rd October 2009 and destroy them before drawing 1 -1.
At that point the table looked like this…
A month later it looked even better…
And even by mid January Hibs (with this team) were in touch with the top, so my contention is not that it is the players themselves that are poor but the way in which they are applying themselves.
It feels to me that there is a cancer somewhere in Easter Road that is permeating the team and turning good players into bad. Yogi lost them, and Calderwood has never had them bar one freak night against Rangers.
It needs sorted, and quick.
Filed under: Arts | Tags: cinematography, cineworld, Cineworld complaints, Edinburgh cinema, lighting, poor projection, The kings speech
We’ve all heard the stories about blind people having enhanced hearing.
This was highly appropriate last week when we went to see The King’s Speech at Cineworld In Edinburgh, because it’s a film about speech and we were rendered near blind.
For the record, The King’s Speech is being lauded for its cinematography. And that may be so, but we had to watch it through a black curtain.
There is no question that the projector at Cineworld was set up wrong. Both Jeana and I commented on it throughout. You could not see faces, backgrounds were total gloom, it was a mess. What’s more the trailer for True Grit that preceded it was exactly the same. It was so gloomy it made me decide not to go see (sorry, hear) it.
So we complained when we came out.
The girl at the door phoned the projectionist and he said “the settings are correct” but they weren’t.
We came home and watched the online trailers and since then we’ve seen the TV ads. The luminescence is just more…luminescent.
So, I complained online. They confirmed that the cinema had checked the projector and that it was fine and so, we were wrong. No one actually went into the auditorium and looked at the pictures on the screen.
Cineworld is one of my favourite Theatres but they do fuck up on a regular basis. Often it is so cold that you have to wear a coat.
Usually when you make a complaint about that they give you comps, but I don’t understand why they have dissed our complaint on this one.
Frankly it ruined the film for both of us.
So, sorry Cineworld, I’m having to make you pay publicly. But, of course, you can still make amends. There were 5 of us at the film so it was a costly exercise.
OK. Quick update. 26th January 20211.
I emailed this post to Cineworld having initially been told I had no case to make. Funnilly enough it was now deemed that I did. They phoned profusely apologetically and offered me two comp-limentary tickets and snack vouchers. I reminded them that five of us went to the film and the offer was upped to 5 of each. Thank you Cineworld. Back in the good books.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, photography | Tags: irving penn, porterait photography, The kings speech, wallis simpson
That was a well used corner…
Filed under: Arts, creativity, family, humour, life, theatre | Tags: A view from the Bridge, arthur miller, betrayal, community, eddie carbone, edinburghg, greek theatre, Hope, illegal aliens, immigration, incest, love, Lyceum Edinburgh, richard conlon, stage, stanley townsend, The Lyceum, The Royal Lyceum, theatre
Life is about decorum, ritual, appropriate behaviour, pleasing one’s community and peers. Not acting instinctively, ferally, as one sees it. Because the community one lives within; the workplace, the neighbourhood, the church sets the standards and morals. No matter how much it might be inappropriate or even wrong it’s the rule of the crowd that defines the behaviour of the one.
When Eddie Carbone decides he’s against this collective spirit; driven by jealousy, lust and rage, the rule of the crowd in Italian Brooklyn is jettisoned and Eddie Carbone becomes a lone ranger with disastrously selfish consequences.
It’s a big theme and a big play. Probably Miller’s greatest, certainly the most thought-provoking I’ve had the privilege to experience. And experience is the right word to describe John Dove’s “View”.
I kid you not, this was the most compelling and jaw dropping night I have spent in a theatre in my existence. So powerful are the performances, most notably Stanley Townsend’s which held you in his thrall every moment he uttered a word, that theatre becomes a vehicle of transportation into another world. Other stand out performances are Richard Conlon’s Marco (restrained but ultimately very scary) and the inimitable Kath Howden. The whole is held beautifully together ( a la Greek Chorus) by Liam Brennan.
This is no ordinary play. The subjects it brings out; jealousy, homosexuality, incest, faith, community, life long love, hope are at the very core of one’s being and it does so in a way that is hugely provocative and actually, with a performance of this standard, really quite humbling.
This is not just a five star show; it’s five star+.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, tv | Tags: best movies 2010, golden globe awards, golden globe predictions, golden globes, movie awards
The season is upon us and I’ve seen most of the fancied Golden Globes contenders except for The Black Swan which will be remedied soon enough, but not before the awards on Sunday.
Anyway, these are my predictions
Best Movie (Drama) – The Social Network CORRECT
Best Movie (Comedy) – The Kids are all Right CORRECT
Best Actor Drama – Colin Firth CORRECT
Best Actor Comedy – Kevin Spacey FAIL
Best Actress Drama – Natalie Portman CORRECT
Best Actress Comedy – Annette Bening CORRECT
Best supporting actor – Geoffery Rush FAIL
Best Supporting actress – Helena Bonham Carter FAIL
Best Director – David Fincher (Social Network) CORRECT
Best Screenplay – Aaron Sorkin (Social Network) CORRECT
Best Animated Movie – TS3 (guaranteed) CORRECT
Best Foreign Language – Biutiful FAIL
Best TV Series – Boardwalk Empire CORRECT
Best TV Series comedy – Nurse Jackie FAIL
Best Mini Series – The Pacific (also guaranteed) FAIL ?????
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You’ve got to laugh haven’t you. New Year’s night with Emily. (Gorman nose)
Filed under: Arts, family, humour, life | Tags: black lab, dog, james radcliffe, labrador, old dog, webster
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My sister and man of mystery’s dug. Webster. Known locally as webberoonie!
Filed under: Arts, creativity, humour, life, tv | Tags: C4, E4, Glee, shameless, skins
Two new series kicked off last night with one (Skins) to come that are hot news in Chez Gorman.
First off; Glee.
A great series opener.
The take by the Glee Kids on Empire State of Mind was more than acceptable and for me the quality of writing has improved overall. The new titchy Asian girl has some voice on her. Good start.
Shameless, on the other hand was passable and no more.
It really has lost the bite that Paul Abbott injected into its early series’.
It wasn’t as slapstick as it has been, thank God, which actually stopped me watching for a while, so that may be a good thing. I used to adore Shameless and now I can barely take it and there is only one reason. The writing. This has been where Skins has absolutely kicked Shameless’ ass over the past few years.
Skins has a new cast for this series but if the writing remains as high quality it should matter not.
But I do hope Shameless improves because it’s on for a 22 week run.
Filed under: Rants, humour, Scotland, jokes, football, life, Hibees | Tags: Hibs, the cabbage, FA Cup, sol bamba, Leicester city, fa cup 3rd rd, leicester city v Manchester city
“Sol Bamba is playing a blinder on his debut for Leicester City. He’s really endearing himself to fans here.” (BBC Radio Five Live)
He played a blinder for Dunfermline against Hibs in the cup semi before we bought him and now he’s doing the same in England. He has scored the opener in 30 seconds for Leicester in the third round of the FA cup against Manchester City!
In between times he was a fucking huddie.
Filed under: Arts, bbc, movies | Tags: Colin Firth, geoffery rush, helena Bonhamcarter, King George VI, royalty, speech impediments, stammering, stuttering, The kings speech, The queen mother, WW2
Stammering, and other speech impediments are terrible afflictions that rarely elicit sympathy. When can you last recall a movie or TV programme with a sympathetic stammerer or lisp? Bet you can recall the opposite! How about Life of Brian? ”Wewease the cwiminals”
And yet our world is full of stutterers, stammerers and lispers; some of whom have overcome their problems like Bruce Willis, Tiger Woods, Julia Roberts, James Stewart; the list is endless.
Nevertheless the subject has never made it to the big screen in a serious and sympathetic form, until now.
The King’s Speech is fundamentally a British feelgood movie about stammering. It uses King George the 6th (Actually named Albert and Father of Queen Elizabeth) as the subject and sets the story against the background of a brewing and erupting Second World War.
Great Britain is facing dark days (reflected perhaps in the cinematography which is most certainly dark), King George the Fifth is on the throne but is falling into senility and his eldest son David (soon to briefly reign as King Edward the 8th) is in the midst of a scandalous affair with, gosh, An American, in the form of double divorcee Wallace Simpson. The Head of the Church of England is a role of the British monarch and that role does not allow the incumbent to marry a divorcee. But David (Edward) wants to marry Wallace more than he wants to rule Brittania. And so he abdicates leaving poor old stammering Prince Albert next in line.
Albert (played to Oscar contending levels of sustained excellence by Colin Firth) has been tackling his demons for years but has had absolutely no success and is fast becoming a recluse, albeit married to our dearly beloved Queen Mother (played with a twinkle by the ever dependable Helena Bonham Carter – surely a national treasure in the mould of Dame Judie Dench in the making). He’s pretty much given up hope , but Queen Mum hasn’t and she finds and engages the services of a Harley St quack played to perfection by Geoffery Rush.
What follows is a story about the development of a relationship and the triumph of wills married to unorthodox practices. It opens the doors to humour, pathos and a degree of tension. How could our stammering Prince become a king fit enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with Churchill as Britain takes on the Gerries?
On some levels the film woks. It feels nicely in period. The acting is universally excellent (Derek Jacobi has a nice cameo as the Archbishop of Westminster) and the story is engaging enough. The ending, which I shall not spoil for you here, although it is fairly obvious is by far the highlight of the movie and very moving indeed.
And yet…and yet. It drags. It feels slight. It has no real message other than, perhaps, the Royalty are humans too. My feeling is that this movie is a bit of a “the British are coming” industry love in. It’s actually not that great. A good (BBC) TV drama sure, but for all the hype it falls short.
Good but missable.
Filed under: Arts, life | Tags: Colin farrell, Ed harris, Himalayas, Peter weir, the way back
The premise of this “based on a true story” movie is quite staggering. A group of seven men break free from a Russian forced labour camp in the Northern Gulags of Siberia. They then cross a wintry Siberia, the Gobi Desert, the Himalayas and finally the Indian subcontinent. All by foot, all in farcically difficult conditions and running the risk of being handed in for a bounty on their heads.
Add to that the fact that it is directed by the once awesome Peter Weir (The Truman Show, Witness, Picnic at Hanging Rock) and mix in a pretty star studded cast (Colin Farrell and Ed Harris) all shot on location and one would expect is a moving, jaw dropping boys own adventure that takes the breath away.
Instead we get a very disappointing anticlimax with some hammy, nay cod, Polish acting (Farrell triumphs in this department), poorly lit and rather uninspiring cinematography, a forgettable soundtrack and no more character development than you’d expect from the average news report. The script is weak and the whole movie laboured.
Despite this I’m not saying it’s actually a bad film. It’s not, it’s just not a great film, maybe not even a good one.
Overall, disappointing. But not a complete disaster. After all Ed Harris plays a bit of a blinder.








































