Filed under: advertising, creativity, Scotland, tv, videos | Tags: domestic abuse, strathclyde police, Strathclyde Police domestic abuse
I worked with STV Creative’s team to create this commercial about Domestic Abuse that ran on TV screens in Strathclyde over Christmas.
I think it packs a real emotional punch and is fantastically spare in its execution.
I can hardly say I hope you enjoy it but I do hope you admire it.
Filed under: Uncategorized

The coolest house in the world
Originally uploaded by photocillin.
Photocillin takes some amazing pictures. He’s a friend of mine on Flickr but this particular one stopped me in my tracks because of its brilliant title
Filed under: Arts, creativity, photography, Scotland | Tags: beach hut, dark skies, scottish seaside architecture, scottish weather. Hurricane fucking freezing, sky, the sea, troon, winter
I was in Troon today and in the time it took to take these pictures and a few others I actually thought I was at risk of hypothermia.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, movies | Tags: (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), daniel craig, dav id Fincher, Hollywood v sweden, roomi rapace, Rooney Mara, steigg Larson, swedish movies, Trent reznor and Atticus Rose
For the second time in as many years Hollywood has come out to face up to the competition from outstanding Swedish cinema with remakes that, at the time of announcement, seemed indecently hasty.
Cashing in, one might conject? Maybe so, as the movies in question, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” and “Let me in” could both be accused of copying the Swedish originals quite closely.
So, Boxing Day in the UK saw the much anticipated Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, stateside version, hit our screens and boy does the US cinema industry once again show that it can hold its own against European art house with some ease.
The original (Swedish) movie, which was adapted from a mega hit novel by Steigg Larson, was outstanding.
This reviewer gave it an IMDB score of 9.0. So how does this compare?
In a word. Admirably.
Indeed the US version actually communicates the story slightly more clearly than the Swedish adaptation (and that’s not a comment about subtitles).
The fact is, David Fincher is on fire and he has once again crafted a thriller that sits proudly alongside Se7en.
The film opens with a thundering, and truly awesome, cover of Led Zepellin’s Immigrant Song by Trent Reznor and Atticus Rose (the Social Network) – there’s a nice touch early in the movie when Lisbeth’s go to man for forgeries appears wearing a NIN T shirt – and the opening credits, again like se7en are worthy of an Oscar in their own right. Brilliantly mixing oil and flame (a theme that bookends the movie) they set the scene to perfection.
Black. Black as you can get.
You’ll probably know the plot if you’re reading this so I won’t go into it; it’s a complex and interwoven tale of historical murder and modern day defamation mixing religion, Nazism and extreme sexual torture, but it’s all handled with a restraint that makes it all the more shocking in a directorial masterclass by Fincher. With the exception of the brutally bad Benjamin Button, Fincher is building a body of work (including The Social Network, Fight Club, Zodiac The Panic Room and Se7en) that makes him the current king of the thriller and one of the best and most reliable directors in Hollywood.
Daniel Craig is very good in this but Rooney Mara blows him away with a performance every bit as good as Roomi Rapace’s in the Swedish version.
This is a languid, but often shocking, storytelling experience. It’s a great movie. Sure, it’s only really a pseudo cop film but it’s got everything that anyone loves about great film making could hope to see in a luxuriant 156 minutes.
Magic. 9/10
Filed under: Scotland, sports | Tags: gales, golf, scottish golf weather, weather, wind
80 mile an hour wind gusts with the prevailing windspeed around 30mph.
The group that went out in front of us at Lundin Links on Fife’s southern coast lasted one and a half holes, lost one of their trolleys which blew onto the beach and one of the players had already also lost three balls.
We had a bacon roll, a cup of tea and headed home.
Common sense prevailing over the prevailing winds.
Filed under: Rants, politics | Tags: scotrail, northampton, Big man, scotfail, train assault, Old lady justice, Old lady armed robbery, Old lady jewel heist, Rough justice, The law is an ass
How come the “Big Guy” in this video is vilified in many circles for stepping in and sorting out a situation and risks losing his job when all he has done is sort out a wee nyaff that delighted the onlookers..
But this old lady, who stepped in and sorted out a situation becomes a national treasure when all she has done is sort out a bunch of wee nyaffs that delighted the onlookers.
For the record I think the “Big Man” did everyone on that train a favour and should be lauded.
The Scotfail guard summed the company up quite nicely.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, music, videos, Youtube | Tags: Across the universe, california, Californian music, Fiona Apple, la, pt anderson
This is a peach. (Sorry no pun intended.)
I like Fiona Apple a lot but hadn’t realised she was “in a relationship” with PT Anderson and that he directed this wonderful pop video for her. Good song too.
Filed under: creativity, humour, jokes, life, politics, sports, Uncategorized | Tags: Good for the Jews, It's good to be a Jew at Christmas
I heard this on Huey, from the Fun Lovin’ Criminals’, 6 Music Show this afternoon.
Hilarious.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, music | Tags: Autobahn, dance music, electronica, kraftwerk, Kraftwerk Autobahn, origins of dance
One for the purists (and the anoraks) methinks.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, music | Tags: Computer Lve, kraftwerk, Kraftwerk Home Computer, Pocket calculator
This was the tour I was referring to me in my previous post.
I don’t think I can begin to get across how exciting this was. Seeing Kraftwerk. Even then they were well beyond legendary status.
It literally blew my mind.
There’s a song on that album called pocket calculator and they played the song live ON POCKET CALCULATORS.
Not so unthinkable now but it was 30 years ago.
Anyway the biggest thrill of all for me was when the passed these pocket calculators out into the front row f the audience and I got to play one for bout 1 second.
In fact…
This is it…
Jeana sleeping. Tom and Amy at work. Family not arrived yet. Has given me a chance to check out some tunes. Fell upon this old video of Das Model by Kraftwerk and was taken by exactly how creepy Ralf, Florien et al look. Was this a “look”, a “technique” or just how they were?
They don’t look real but it’s too early for a CGI pisstake of themselves.
Thoughts?
The audience is absurd by the way, you couldn’t begin to imagine in 1980 that this audience would be the one seeing the future of danvce music being played out in front of their very eyes.
I saw them live not long after, front row of the Edinburgh Playhouse for the Computer love tour.
Still one of the greatest ever musical experiences.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, music | Tags: born to die, lana del rey, lana del rey. born to die
Jesus. I thought Video Games was singularly the best song of 2011. Lana Del Rey has put a marker down for best of 2012 already.
Born to Die is astonishing. Gobsmacking.
And the video (which you can only see on her website here) takes your breath away with the outrageousness of its styling.
Look at these screen grabs to get an idea…
Actually, I was mistaken. It’s on Youtube.
Feet don’t fail me now
Take me to the finish line
All my heart, it breaks every step that I take
But I’m hoping that the gates,
They’ll tell me that you’re mine
Walking through the city streets
Is it by mistake or design?
I feel so alone on a Friday night
Can you make it feel like home, if I tell you you’re mine
It’s like I told you honey
Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don’t know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let’s go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime
Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words
This is the last time
Cause you and I, we were born to die
Lost but now I am found
I can see but once I was blind
I was so confused as a little child
Tried to take what I could get
Scared that I couldn’t find
All the answers, honey
Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don’t know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let’s go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime
Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words,
This is the last time
Cause you and I
We were born to die
We were born to die
We were born to die
Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry
Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough
I don’t know why
Keep making me laugh,
Let’s go get high
The road is long, we carry on
Try to have fun in the meantime
Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane
Choose your last words
This is the last time
Cause You and I
We were born to die
We were born to die
Filed under: creativity, music | Tags: hard days night chord, Randy Bachman, tristan and isolde, tristan chord, wagner
My 50′s and 60′s obsessed pal, Matt Armstrong, sent me this wonderful link to an instruction on how to play the most famous guitar chord in musical history. It’s part of a conversation with Randy Bachman of Bachman Turner Overdrive.
It’s a 12 string F chord with a G on top and on the bottom, plus a C next to the G then add a D on the bass guitar and a Dsus4 (with a G note) on the Rhythm guitar.
This is what you get…
Matt then had a pretty good bash at it himself. See what you think…
Of course, there is another very famous musical chord. It’s the opening chord from Wagners Tristan und Isolde Overture and it’s called the Tristan chord. It’s made up of the notes F, B, D♯ and G♯, and featured heavily in Lars Von Trier’s Melancholia earlier this year. It goes like this…
It’s truly magnificent…
So, there you have it.
Let’s vote…
Filed under: creativity, humour, politics | Tags: obama, trump obama v trumop Correspondents dinner in washington
Fantastic clip from an Obama speech in April this year in which he has a go at Donald Trump (aka Dickhead) after he’d questioned Obama’s African roots.
To get him back he released not only his birth certificate but his birth VIDEO too.
Filed under: Arts, creativity, life | Tags: bette Midler, Bette midler Hello in there, growing old, john Pryne, old age
It’s written by John Pryne and has beautiful lyrics. really sad.
We had an apartment in the city,
Me and Loretta liked living there.
Well, it’d been years since the kids had grown,
A life of their own left us alone.
John and Linda live in Omaha,
And Joe is somewhere on the road.
We lost Davy in the Korean war,
And I still don’t know what for, don’t matter anymore.
Chorus:
Ya’ know that old trees just grow stronger,
And old rivers grow wilder ev’ry day.
Old people just grow lonesome
Waiting for someone to say, “Hello in there, hello.”
Me and Loretta, we don’t talk much more,
She sits and stares through the back door screen.
And all the news just repeats itself
Like some forgotten dream that we’ve both seen.
Someday I’ll go and call up Rudy,
We worked together at the factory.
But what could I say if asks “What’s new?”
“Nothing, what’s with you? Nothing much to do.”
Repeat Chorus:
So if you’re walking down the street sometime
And spot some hollow ancient eyes,
Please don’t just pass ‘em by and stare
As if you didn’t care, say, “Hello in there, hello.”
Filed under: advertising, creativity, movies | Tags: paranormal activity
Filed under: creativity | Tags: gibberish, mark gorman, technorati, top blogs
There are 1.2 million blogs monitored by Technorati and for ages I’ve been pushing for a top 20,000 place.
Today I got it.
Yasss.
Filed under: advertising, business, creativity | Tags: Christmas parties, Christmas party season, freelancers, freelancers in Scotland, office party, self employed, Self Employed Xmas, sex, sex party
I have a lot of clients and this year seems to have been the year of the party. I did two on the same day, a week past Friday, following one the day before that. I did one each last Thursday and Friday and I have two more. One today and one tomorrow night.
Today is the big one. The SEX party.
Everyone has a great time at it, getting very relaxed, slipping into more comfortable gear, unwinding with much pre-prandial chat before diving deep into platefuls of turkey et al in the Shore Restaurant.
Yes, the SEX (Self Employed Xmas) party has it all.
Wish me luck.
Filed under: creativity, photography, Scotland | Tags: angels, religion, scottish religion
Originally uploaded by mark gorman.
st giles is a stunning place. the choir is amazing.
Filed under: life, photography | Tags: angels, christianity, Edinburgh, organs, religion, sacred edinburgh, sundays in church]
I played drums, as I most usually do at mass in South Queensferry. I’m not so anal about my religion that I HAVE to be there every Sunday, but I try.
Anyway, some good rhythms.
Then I headed up to St Giles Cathedral, on the Royal Mile, to see a friend of mine sing in the choir. If you know anything about Scottish history you’ll know that that’s not a Catholic worship place but it is very Christian.
I loved it and can recommend Sunday Service there at 11.30.
An extraordinary choir and an amazing location, set off by this stunning angel…
And a great organ…
Filed under: creativity, family, Scotland | Tags: 2011 happy Christmas, Christmas card, gibberish, Happy Christmas from the gormans, mark gorman, merry Christmas from Gibberish
Thanks for sticking with me all year.
Good wishes and good fortune in 2012. You deserve it if you’ve read this claptrap all year.
Not one card but two…
Pint Sized Percy’s Todger Badger Bait.
Or Porg Pornstar Pops Clogs.
Or Ramsay’s Titchy Nightmares
Filed under: humour, jokes | Tags: Campbell's Prime Meat Peter Flockhart, carnival, dodges, funfair, pete the meat, peter Flockhart
He’s suing them for funfair dismissal.
Peter Flockhart (Pete the Meat) finally tells a good gag.
Filed under: Arts, creativity | Tags: aa gill, Black Mirror, channel 4, charlie brooker, Konnie Huq
I reviewed episode one of Black Mirror with some gusto last week, so I was surprised to read AA Gill’s absolute trashing of it in the Sunday Times.
Personally I think AA Gill just needs to get a penis envy extraction.
He did, however, make the memorable observation that the plot was as flaccid as a prostate ward; so not all bad. Anyway AA, you can stick your review close to your very own presumably normal sized prostate because it rocked. And so, onto week two, which he will no doubt have hated as much as week one (of three).
Again I loved it.
In this, a dystopian world (Aldous Huxleyesque) written by Charlie Brooker and his wife Konnie Huq, is the setting for a brilliant satire on X Factor/Britain’s Got Talent in which the pretty girl from Downton Abbey (never seen it) becomes the object of affection of a male drone.
He selflessly gives up his worldly goods (15 million merits) to enter her into a nightmare future vision of X Factor only to see her wow the judges for her looks, not her voice and become a porn star on a sister channel.
It’s wickedly funny without being laugh out loud and is yet another step on Charlie Brooker’s career ladder of greatness.
But when they have to put up with this I sympathetic.
The Scotrail guy was doing the right thing.
But…wait for the Big Man.
Braw.








































