
If I was a reasonable person, and I’m not - or else you wouldn’t be reading this - I would not slag off twitty Raef at all in this post because the volume of alternative quality material on tonight’s Apprentice leaves him trailing.
But, and it’s a big but, he did say…
“The spoken word is my tool.” (Well, we all know he IS A TOOL, but this was a different take on that thought.)
And
“”Bravo!” after Myleen Klasse’s recital in the house.
And
“”Single people are the forgotten part of society.” (Oh really Raef? How awful for you.)
However, the week’s delights were saved for Kevin Shaw.
Let’s put this all in perspective before we start on the details.
Kevin Shaw is an arse.
For instance he said that he…
“Will do anything to be the most succesful businessman in the world by the time I am 40.”
Which obviously sits squarely with his declaration that
“I always try 150%.” (Not quite sure how one does that actually.)
Kevin Shaw - this is him here…

…put the “laughing at you” into the “I”m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you.”
I mean, if this is the cream of British management potential, I am a potential Chelsea player.
The ineptness of his management of the task, which consisted of him authorising the creation of a greetings card to celebrate being green, was unprecedented. Ria, my 13 year old daughter said, (IMMEDIATELY the idea was raised) “You can’t send a green card! It would need to be an e-card because sending a card isn’t green.”
And so did Sir Alan. But ugly Ginger Spice railroaded him into it.
Claire, who accused Kevin of having “short man syndrome” - that’s rich from someone with “ugly boot syndrome” - spent most of the task being nicer than she’s ever been in her life before (she didn’t actually sever anyone’s head during the making of the programme for a start) and, as a consequence, survived.
Oh, it was a goodun.