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Is this the end for Scottish football?

No Scottish teams even made it to the the play offs for the Champions League, so poor is our European co-efficent and so abject were Celtic against the terrifying Braga.  Yes Braga (not Sporting Lisbon or Porto).

What dross we have left all took part in Europa League play off games last night.

And in these Hearts took an absolute pasting.  A total and utter embarrasement frankly.

Rangers surrendered an away lead to the European might that is Maribor and Celtic couldn’t even score at home against another giant from Swizerland; Sion.

Is it any wonder that fans of clubs like Hibernian, Motherwell and Aberdeen stay away when we can’t outsmart the shit above?

Incidentally, having listened on the radio to the Hearts game warm up I thought Craig Levein made a very astute observation.  He commented that Hearts too often confuse ambition with expectation.  Their expectation should be to reach third in the league on the basis that they have the biggest player budget outside of the old firm and their ambition should be to win the league; but their owner is hopelessly deluded and his expectation is to win the league; hence the reason he picks the team and fires managers on at least an annual basis.

Anyway, Scottish football’s old expectation was to do well against the minnows (like Maribor, Sion and Braga) and we would set out very attack minded.  These so called minnows used to pack out their defences and frustrate us hugely before (mostly) falling to the odd goal or two.

Last night Hearts were the minnows against Spurs and should have done likewise (at least in the hope of a decent gate at the return match before going out) instead they fielded a reasonably open formation and found themselves ripped apart in defence time after time.

Was their expectation to win?  I’d have said their ambition should have been to avoid a five goal drubbing.  They failed on both counts.

Totally naive.  Ridiculous and painful to watch.

 

 



the arsenal got out of jail free.
February 16, 2011, 10:10 pm
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Not a bad match, but not the best ever.

First half was better than the second.

The fact is that Arsenal were miles worse than Barcelona who totally pissed on them.

Sure Arsenal took their chances when Barcelona dropped their concentration for ten minutes or so. But there really is no comparison. Messi is just amazing.

However the comparison to the travails at Easter Road and pretty much anywhere else on Scotland’s embarrassing football soil was quite monstrous.



Rangers lift Scottish ineptitude to new levels of mediocrity (Thank fook for that. Ed.)

Too old? Nah; too wise!

Rangers did what Lichtenstein nearly did last Tuesday.

It was quite good.

Davy Weir is a quite remarkable individual.



Barca kick Ass

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I was cheering on Manchester Utd last night.  But there wasn’t much to cheer about.  Barca, and in particular Messi, Xavi and the utterly outstanding Iniesta sent them homewards to think again.

Credit to Alex Ferguson at the end of the match.  He acknowledged that Manchester Utd (whom English commentators insist in calling The Greatest Team on Earth) were soundly beaten by the better team and that his young team would learn from the experience.  The trouble is Barca (with the exception of a few notables such as Henri and Puyol) are hardly geriatrics.

What’s more, Barca had no more than a makeshift defence and a goalie that was supposed to be a weak link.  I’d hate to think what might have been the outcome if Barca’s defence had been at full strength.  As it happens after the first ten minutes they were barely troubled.

A great match and a peerless performance.

I wonder how great Pep Guardiola will be when he gains some experience!



Take that!

Manchester Utd are quite simply a killing machine.  This goal (badly messed up by the goalie) shows how brilliant they are.  Game over in 11 minutes.



p 18 w 0 d 1 l 17
October 1, 2008, 10:40 am
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That makes pretty embarrasing reading when you look at Celtic’s ongoing Champions League away record.  Next stop.  Away to Man U.  Think that will read p19 w0 d1 l18.

Tough at the top bhoys.



Och, the wee shame.
Rangers new shirt sponsor is Easyjet.

Rangers new shirt sponsor is Easyjet.

Oh well, at least we don't need new passports.  You don't need one tae see the Accies.

Oh well, at least we don't need new passports. You don't need one tae see the Accies.

At least Queen of The South are still in.



Hearts reserves 2 – 1 Rangers
Smells of pish and ham.

Smells of pish and ham.

Och.

That’s pathetic.

But at least Romanov might recoup some of his utter embarrasement at Hearts.

As for Celtic?  Ho, ho, ho.

The bottom line?

Hibs – a European disaster.

Rangers – A European calamity.

Dundee Utd – Another European embarassement.

It’s a long way from Old Trafford isn’t it.



Sir Bobby, Sir Alex, Sir Ryan, Sir ronaldo
May 21, 2008, 11:24 pm
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It was a geat, throbbing Champions league final between the British giants. At least there were some British players on the pitch.

Man U destroyed Chelsea in the first half but to their credit Chelsea dominated the second.

But maybe it was a night of destiny? Too many coincidences?

The 50th Anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster, which marked Britain’s early dominance in Europe (The Cabbage were right up there though).

Sir Bobby, at trackside, surviving the Munich air disaster and then going on to lift the cup in 1968, only a year after Celtic.

Ryan Giggs, the ultimate professional, beating Sir Bobby’s atttendance record in such a momentous match.

Sir Alex, winning a European trophy in his third decade running and inspiring a great team to greatness.

And Ronaldo, scores a beauty and misses Man U’s only penalty. Can you conceive of how unfair a postscript on his season that would have been?

It were a roller coaster.

And at the end of the day you have to say: it was style over wallet.



not been blogging. Been golfing. But I’m back and a quick prediction.
May 21, 2008, 7:39 pm
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Champion’s League Final.  Man U are too good I hope.

Scholes scores the opener.

Some Huddie, probably Drogba Equalises.

Extra Time.

Rooney gets the first, Ronaldo follows up.  Tevez Makes it four.

The Red Devils triumph 4 – 1.



Football’s gone bonkers

The Cabbage could get into Europe.

Hearts could win the Diddy League. (Although, if memory serves me correctly Mr Romanov predicted that they should be, about now, in the Semi Finals of the Champion’s League defending last year’s title)

Carlisle United look like getting promoted two years’ running.

Queen of the South, yes, Queen of the South are in tomorrow’s Scottish Cup Final.  If they win they’ll be dancing in the streets of Queen of the South (in fact by all accounts they already are.

Cardiff City are in the English FA Cup Final and they’re not even English.

Rangers are in the EUFA Cup Semi Final.

I blame it on global warming.



New highs for Scottish Football. The best week ever?

Aberdeen 1 – 1 Dnipro

Aberdeen qualify on away goals for group stages (surely not; we always go OUT on away goals.)

This video is the best I could dredge up. not good…

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Celtic 2 – 1 AC Milan

Magnificent performance to beat the Champions of Europe. The match was only marred by the idiot who came on at the end to celebrate, but what about the goalie’s reaction?

Two words…Cheating scumbag.

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Lyon 0 – 3 Rangers

I think it is particularly enjoyable to watch Lyon’s humiliation in French. Sacre Bleu, Quel Horror, Horrible, Merde. So here you are.

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Saving the best for last; sure, Rangers rode their luck, but to beat one of Europe’s leading teams 3 – 0 away from home is quite extraordinary and from front to back the Rangers team can hold their heads high.

Masterful.

On the back of the Scotland victory v France we are a nation again.

Wait until the Cabbage play in the Champions League next year. The Champions of Europe may reside in Scotland.




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