My target of £500 was breached this afternoon and we now stand at £523.56 which ain’t bad going in 48 hours.
But the new target of £1,000 now looks like quite a long way away, so please spread the word and if you haven’t yet donated your £10 to have a pop and guess when gibberish will cross the million viewer Rubicon then please have a go here.
I had to laugh at the story I just read about pushy parents spending up to £150 to make their kids the best turned out in School nativity plays. Apparently parents feel their kids have to learn to excel at everything from an early age.
I will be performing on Saturday night at 7.30 in the Forth Adults Theatre Christmas fundraising show which promises to be a right good Christmas heart warmer. It’s at Holy Cross Church Hall in Bangholm Loan, but if you want tickets best make contact before the night as it will sell out.
My fellow uber-talents will be singing a range of Christmas crackers, but singing solo scares me too much so, perhaps appropriately I’ve decided to scare the audience in a different way. So I shall be debuting a freaky ghost story that is a real chiller.
Many of you will be aware of the unique, and I mean unique, event that is “The Loony Dook”.
Here’s a picture of it from the past.
First off, it is probably the least PC event held this, or any other, year and will no doubt at some point in the future be renamed “The not overly sensible swim.”
And that would be fine if that was what it was called, because that is what it is.
It is the coming together of several hundred people, on the morning of January 1st , at 11.30 am to swim in the River Forth at South Queensferry.
For the record, here is the weather forecast for the next five days to show you just what we are letting ourselves in for.
Of course, it might get warmer, it might get cooler. One thing is for sure. It ain’t gonna be Boca Raton!
So, why?
Why indeed?
And where do you, dear reader, come in?
The answer is simple.
Charity!
My dear mate Terry Bryant had a nasty dust with cancer for a great deal of this year and decided he should bring some of his mates to their aid in terms of fundraising to support the respite centre, The Maggie’s Centres, who came to his aid when he needed them.
So, I am to bare my chest, my arse and my fortitude to the freezing Scottish winter so that you lot can have a laugh at my expense and Terry can help out Maggies.
Do me a favour.
If you’ve enjoyed even a moment of my ridiculous waffling on gibberish this year, post a comment committing to sponsor me in my moment of madness; sorry, non-conformism.
If not, have a happy Christmas all the same.
PS If, you’r reading this on your return to work after the New Year and you wished you could have helped. It’s not too late. I’ll be posting the evidence of my participation on this blog so you can be sure I delivered and I’ll happily accept sponsorship post event!.
Doug Cook tells me that Santas in Australia‘s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women.
Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead.
One disgruntled Santa said a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.
Jeez, what next? Soon the won’t be able to tell kids they had a nice shag the night before because campaigners will claim it encourages kids to partake in rubbish American dances.
That’s him. I’m getting all the best presents for Christmas because my Dad is Santa. Catch him at Debenhams in Ocean Terminal any day. If he’s off his brother (My Uncle Chris) will be there instead.
Should I do it? Should I be Santa in Falkirk? As you’ll know my Dad and my Uncle Chris are doing split shift Santadom at Debenhams in Leith and I’m being headhunted for a shift in Falkirk. The question is… does this in any way enhance my credibility? And surely I’m too young.