Filed under: Arts, Youtube, life, music, videos | Tags: christmas, christmas songs, just like christmas, low
Well, it’s a toss up between Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and this absolute blinder by Low.
Doug Cook tells me that Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas’s traditional “ho ho ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women.
Sydney’s Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say “ha ha ha” instead.
One disgruntled Santa said a recruitment firm warned him not to use “ho ho ho” because it could frighten children and was too close to “ho”, a US slang term for prostitute.
Jeez, what next? Soon the won’t be able to tell kids they had a nice shag the night before because campaigners will claim it encourages kids to partake in rubbish American dances.
Filed under: Scotland, dad, family, life, work | Tags: christmas, christmas shopping, grotto, santa, santa clause, xmas
That’s him. I’m getting all the best presents for Christmas because my Dad is Santa. Catch him at Debenhams in Ocean Terminal any day. If he’s off his brother (My Uncle Chris) will be there instead.
Filed under: Scotland, dad, family, life, work | Tags: christmas, santa, santa clause, xmas
Should I do it? Should I be Santa in Falkirk? As you’ll know my Dad and my Uncle Chris are doing split shift Santadom at Debenhams in Leith and I’m being headhunted for a shift in Falkirk. The question is… does this in any way enhance my credibility? And surely I’m too young.
















