The aforementioned Mr Reid was, before his sex change, a Tennents Lager Lovely. This is not the best photo ever but if you screw your eyes up and look closely you’ll get the idea.


Have a look at and browse First Lager Lovelies you’ll see more of Smudgerina (alias Susan). She’s particularly fetching in a tartan skirt…

Little puppy

Is this little puppy dog the third Proclaimer?

No he’s the boss of 1576.



Or is it a Jambo in distress?

(He’s not in a dress he’s in a football strip – Ed.)

My hat goes off to Mr David (Smudger) Reid for this unselfish act of ecumenism.