Shrek – the real life movie

I see that the Duchess of York is Executive Producing a Martin Scorses remake of Shrek. The first on film as opposed to CGA. And has taken the opportunity to drive a little bit of nepotism. (Nothing new there then).

She has cast her daughter in the lead role as Princess Shrek.

Sir Alex Ferguson, meanwhile, is suing the Royal Family for nicking Rock of Gibralta’s teeth.