Many of you will be aware of the unique, and I mean unique, event that is “The Loony Dook”.
Here’s a picture of it from the past.
First off, it is probably the least PC event held this, or any other, year and will no doubt at some point in the future be renamed “The not overly sensible swim.”
And that would be fine if that was what it was called, because that is what it is.
It is the coming together of several hundred people, on the morning of January 1st , at 11.30 am to swim in the River Forth at South Queensferry.
For the record, here is the weather forecast for the next five days to show you just what we are letting ourselves in for.
Of course, it might get warmer, it might get cooler. One thing is for sure. It ain’t gonna be Boca Raton!
So, why?
Why indeed?
And where do you, dear reader, come in?
The answer is simple.
Charity!
My dear mate Terry Bryant had a nasty dust with cancer for a great deal of this year and decided he should bring some of his mates to their aid in terms of fundraising to support the respite centre, The Maggie’s Centres, who came to his aid when he needed them.
So, I am to bare my chest, my arse and my fortitude to the freezing Scottish winter so that you lot can have a laugh at my expense and Terry can help out Maggies.
Do me a favour.
If you’ve enjoyed even a moment of my ridiculous waffling on gibberish this year, post a comment committing to sponsor me in my moment of madness; sorry, non-conformism.
If not, have a happy Christmas all the same.
PS If, you’r reading this on your return to work after the New Year and you wished you could have helped. It’s not too late. I’ll be posting the evidence of my participation on this blog so you can be sure I delivered and I’ll happily accept sponsorship post event!.
The first 13 pledges are in and there’s £140 committedd alraedy after my first day of “fundraising” but I know we can do a LOT better than this…
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$20 Dollars if you post a picture of you in your speedos for eternity on your blog!
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Stick me down for a tenner – was going to pledge a “skin diver” but that’s a bit on the tight side (similar to your speedo’s no doubt!!
Alan Mac
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That has to be worth a tenner. I will find a wrinkly one for you! There are easier hangover cures, but none as rewarding. Good luck from Graham and Beverly
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I’ll pop a tenner in too. Mind you, seeing you naked on a beach twice in one lifetime is a bit more than i can handle. bri
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I’ll pledge the same amount in £££ as you weigh in stones.
Doubt I’ll get much change out of £18.
Whatdya reckon?
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Hi Mark,
I will pledge a tenner BUT please DON’T wear your speedos!!
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Hey Mark,
You can def put me down for a tenner. Might even pop up with my South African pals to watch “The not overly sensible swim.” That takes care of the international coverage!
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marky mark i’ll give you a tenner for photographic proof – next time, use htp://www.justgiving.com and the money can go straight there xxx merry Christmas
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Hi Mark, you got a URL for us to use or are you doing it the old fashioned way?
Happy Xmas, and lets hope for a nice wintery New Year! And some pictures, family friendly though.
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You are a fucking nutter sir!
Put me in for a tennor.
Merry Christmas. The Cd is great by the way.
Gareth. x
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Okay I’ll surrender ten of your earth ‘pounds’ but spare us the speedoos ok? I think my male offspring is going to be dooking the same morning, so if you see something that looks like a particularly large and straggely bit of seaweed, pull it up for air plz.
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Well thank you all so much. I had no idea that any of you might think it mightbe amusing to see me wearing speedos and I can assure you it will not be a pretty sight.
Those of you (and you’re not the only one Guy) who have pledged a £ per stone will be only £12 out of pocket!
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I’ll sponsor you if you sponsor me. Note: this is not the same as I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Aye, I’m dooin the dook an aw. I may die.
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Mark I will match Guys pledge , if it is only £12 I need some new specs !
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You are mad. Remember to get that goose fat on to keep warm. £10 is yours. Rx
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You must be mad, Mark! But good on you! Great cause. Put me down for a tenner. Keith
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I’ll match whatever you sponsor me for the sleeping rough thing i’m doing in January. (I presume you got our Xmas card?) Cheers, David
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What a bunch of tight fisted so’n’sos. Come on Harding, give Mark a bit more of that race horse’s left leg and Robertson, you could just not place that tenner on the 2.50 at York and you’d be able to double your donation. The man’s going almost naked into sub-zero temperatures for one of the most wortwhile charities out there. Put me down for FIFTY notes Mark. Well done, I’m getting goose bumps just thinking about it.
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£10 from me and you should think about auctioning off the speedos….or maybe not.
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Tenner from me Mark if you come back to dry land, twenty if you keep swimming.
Happy Christmas.
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Go for it Mark – and remember to count them afterwards!
A tenner from me as well.
Good on you 🙂 David
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count me in for £20 – good luck!
will
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It’s a great cause. Put me down for £10. Good Luck!
Helen.
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Well thanks a lot folks that’s £545 in the kittyy so far. David I will match you to the tune of £15.76. it’s traditional.
Tommy put me down for a tenner and I’ll do likewise.
Mr Marshall. Nice one. That’s embarassed them all despite their generosity.
I’m in serious training now.
Mark
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I’m in, bigboy. £12.
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Good effort Mark! Though there is no chance i’ll be doing something like that in Inverness on NY day! Guaranteed to be beyond bloody baltic!
Tenner fae me fella and happy xmas!
G
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aye…put me down for a tenner
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put me down fora fiver cause I,m a cheap scate
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Well done matey.
Best £20 I’ve spent this year.
Hope your willie shrinks to the size of a winkle.
Cheers
Mike
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Stick me down for a tenner, and look forward to seeing the pics!
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mike.
the damage is done. That’s me up to £692!
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Mike — great cause – put me down for a tenner but I’ll pass on the viewing of the naked dook!
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£20 goes where by what means to whom?
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Well done Mark (yeraffyerheid). Fifteen squidlies pledged. Will try to be there to witness the event. It’s no that often the toffs fae your end of the village get their feet wet let alone the family jewels. Great cause, right man for the job. Alan
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£20 on its way. Have a ball, a shrunken one.
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Please make sure you’ve got plenty clothes on – I’ll be there and probably feeling a bit fragile !! You can have £20 from me.
Good luck !
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Thanks Folks once again. That’s £777 pledged and Charlie send it to my house
16 Ashburnham Loan South Queensferry EH30 9LE.
Mark
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Count me in for a tenner
Philip
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Here’s another £10 for your blue nipples.
Good luck, Pete
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Blue Nipples? That’s the least of my worries!
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£10 is yours for two blue nipples and £20 if you can get a blue one, a green one and a pink belly button
good luck hugh
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I’ll definitely get a pink Belly button and I can paint of the nipples green. So is that £20 then?
Mark
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Mark, brave boy, you can have a tenner from me too. What does the training consist of for this event? Can’t very well have a “dry” run can you? Love Di XX
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ma, che cazzo fai ?!! 20 quid from Milan.
cheers Fraser
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Twenty quid from me
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Mark
Good luck tomorrow, it’s worth ten whole pounds from the joiner clan.
H
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Mark, remember to push the icebergs out of the way! The fiver is yours!
MikeB
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Yet again, thank you folks. I’m deep in training now. “Pass another pie Jeana” but am suffering from an awful man cold and even opted out of a party last night which goes to show how seriously I take this. Running total is creeping up to £950. Thank you one and all once again. The video camera is charging as we speak!
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Crashed through the £1000 barrier this afternoon. Now up to £1070!
Thanks so much.
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I’ve decided that the Speedos are a must. Sorry folks.
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As I’ve told you before Mark your genitals are small enough…there’s no need to have a dip in freezing cold water! £10 from me ‘small boy’ and a happy new year!
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Happy New Year big fellow, by the looks of you I owe you about £16.50 Glad you didn’t wear the speedos though.Well done indeed.
About the same time as you were shrinking your goolies I was dragging my alcohol ravaged body to the top of the Connich Hill in Drymen! 3 hours of torture followed by a pint for every cold wet twenty mins!
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The speedos did come out you just haven’t seen the photo yet. I’m waiting on Mark putting the pictures up.
Jeana
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Mark, marvellous. £25.00 will post to your home address.
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Will get Mrs C to rummage about in her handbag too.
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nice
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Mark, have you recovered !!!
I am not sure what was worse ..the Dook or the drinking afterwards. I am hoping to get some idea of the total raised by the end of this week, but with you over a grand,Peter over 3 thousand, Zoe £600 plus and the other 15 or so still to cive me their amounts it is looking fantastic,
Thanks again for everybody that has contrbuted and its not too late if you still want to.
Photos can be found on youtube and onloony dook website
cheers
terry bryant
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