What Wallaby?


My brother in law, Nik, who celebrated his 97th birthday tonight told me about a friend of his who was on a bus in Fife recently. As they passed through Lochaber he overheard an Australian tourist proclaim in disbelief.

“Struth! There’s a wallaby. I thought they were only found in Oz mate.”

His Fifey escort dryly retorted

“It’s no a fuckin’ wallaby, it’s a greyhoond daein a shite.”

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