An ex woman who sex -changed revealed on Oprah today that he/she is up the duff.
He/she looks like this.
Aha! Now I know what happened to me. Jeana why didn’t you use precautions?
While I was a regular visitor to St Columba’s Hospice seeing my Dad I posted this.
“If I had some eggs, we could have ham and eggs; if I had some ham.” my Uncle Christopher declared this afternoon.
But my mother violently disagreed with this because she retorted
“If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham; if we had some ham.”
Not sure about that. In fact it’s total bollocks – because what she really meant to say, and did, was…
“If we had ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had eggs.”
You know what…
…I don’t give a monkey’s uncle!
My first draft said “I don’t give a flying fuck” but I thought I should be more thoughtful and sensitive than that.
Anyway, the way tinternet works it has become a strangely popular post, having been read 500 or so times by people googling this lame image, which was the image I nicked to put in the original post. Strange .