I watched a Morecombe and Wise best of on TV last night and they showed this drama. To call it a sketch would be to totally devalue it.
It is probably their finest hour. and, yes, here it is.
A one-liner that had escaped my attention for some reason – until now – beat it though.
As a police car speeds past their homoerotic bedroom, sirens blazing, Eric leaps out of bed adorned in silk pyjamas and dressing gown and declares
“He’s not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed, is he?”
They do not come funnier.