I am grateful to Pete Mill’s Brother in law for this wee gem.
An armed balaclava-clad robber bursts into the Royal Bank of Scotland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door with the loot one brave customer grabs the balaclava and pulls it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation! He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also.
Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.
‘Did anyone else see my face?’ calls the robber.
There is a few moments silence then one elderly Scottish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says,
‘I think my wife may have caught a glimpse ….’.