Doggone it

A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house,

‘Talking Dog for Sale .’

He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.

The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..

‘You talk?’ he asked.

‘Yes,’ the Lab replied.

‘So, what’s the story?’

The Lab looked up and said,

‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I   was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda

about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to

country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one

figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable

spies for eight years running.’

‘But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting

any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the

airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and

was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and

now I’m just retired.’

The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted

for the dog.

‘Ten euros.’ the man said.

‘Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so


‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shíte.’

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