It all happens in Southern California

Southern California, Orange County to be precise, is where we are right now. we’ll put the pretty awful weather to one side for now but what really strikes me is the obscene weather (you said that. Ed.) and the ridiculous level of autocracy.

Never mind the Ten Commandments; in the OC there are 500 and soon I shall share some of them with you.

As I type I sit with the Pacific smashing onto the beach below me and I wonder why SoCa has to be so anal. Spoils the place.