The John Kettley is a weather man app will be released shortly. Because from now on although the Met Office will be forecasting the weather it will be broadcast to us by some fucking dot com that will be taking the Met office’s data and delivering it to us through some diaphanous cloud of bits and bytes.
This is the work of evil.
Some fucking BBC procurement officer went home on Friday night to be kissed on the forehead by his ugly wife as she said;
“Hello Henry how was work today?”
“Splendid Daphne. I ended 93 years of brilliant service, scuppered a large number of meteorologists careers and saved the tax payer threepence halfpenny when I appointed Meatoffice.com to do the weather from now on.”
“Oh Henry you are so adorable. Shall we make some jam?”
“Yes Daphne. No, actually, I am so high on adrenalin. Let’s make…marmalade.”
Whoever Henry is in real life he is to be despised.
Let’s hear it for John Kettley as the BBC procurement team stuff action man sized models of Michael Fish up their anuses.