I’m indebted to George Peebles for recounting the story of David Francey who was commentating on a Celtic match in Europe in the sixties.
In a rare moment of non-concentration he missed a goal against Celtic by a Romanian player.
Asking his sidekick for details of the scorer he was met with the response “Fucked If I know”.
His commentary then went “And the scorer was the big blond striker, Fuktifano.”
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