Unknown Pleasures #25: Anna Aalto

It’s been some time since my last Unknown Pleasures posting, but I’m delighted to be back with an absolute stonker from the phenomenon that is my great friend Anna Aalto.

You’ll see that Anna does not stride the paths of convention in her life, her loves and her passion for the things that mean a lot to her.

She has not only the greatest enthusiasm for a subject I think I’ve ever encountered (Eurovision) but also an encyclopaedic knowledge of it too. I’m talking the FINAL of Mastermind here. She could be the next Fred Housego.

But not just on this: on design systems, on Swedish culture because she’s a true Swedeophile.

She also made me sing this song at last year’s Eurovision office party (dressed as the clown Djambo) and delights in singing it as she passes my desk.

I work with Anna (she’s a top designer) and love the way her passion for things outside of the workplace are equally prevalent in her work and when you hear Anna present you realise you are in the presence of someone that’s off the scale in her commitment, talent and enthusiasm. It’s a wonder to behold.

As you read on you’ll hopefully be transported to another place where you might not be familiar but you will certainly be intrigued. One of my favourite of the 25 so far. If you’d like to contribute please let me know.,

In the meantime, welcome to the wonderful world of Anna Aalto. I’m honoured to share it.

The book I’m reading

My own work.

I’m always reading and yet I’m never reading. I’m sporadically reading. Picking up things and putting them down, taking inspiration from lines and words and nuances and imaginings. This is because I’m writing. I’m always writing.

My most beautiful pleasure is sitting in a café with a pad – early evening – with a cold schooner of indeterminate beer or a glass of freshly brewed V60. I’m an advocate for good old-fashioned handwriting. But I’m also a stickler for mistakes.

I’m writing about the Eurovision Song Contest. More specifically, I’m writing about the people behind the Eurovision Song Contest. The flag-wavers – the people who go. My non-existant, everlasting novel. It’s inspired by some of the people I’ve met and some of the people I’ve only ever met in my head. It’s ambiguous and very very ‘working’. It revolves around a series of interconnected inner stories – narratives, anecdotes and musings. I was swept unsuspectingly into the intense and underground pandemonic cult of the Eurovision fan community once. A whimsical world of sex and sexuality, music and lyrics, fleeting liaisons and fundamentally, love and friendship. And these second-lives greeted me willingly into this vibrant and unyielding reality that exists behind the masks of accountants and shop-workers and dental surgeons.

There’s also a man who eats my shoes and several incidents in a Wetherspoons. I’m sure I’ll finish it one day.

My favourite author or book and The book I wish I had written

‘Grafisk design: Henrik Nygren’. Presentation of work and memories, 1991–2013.

‘Writing’ is pushing the parameters of the question, but this is my answer. I was lucky enough to speak with Henrik – a seminal book and identity designer from Stockholm who is shamefully unrecognized outside of his native Sweden. I picked up his great behemoth of ornamental literature once in a bookstore on Åsogatan, just opposite the working window of his studio, before making a dash to the airport. I just had to buy it.

£60 later, it is an object and a vessel, rather than a book. Humble and overstated in equal measure, ‘Grafisk design: Henrik Nygren’ is a reflection of Nygren’s work – hundreds of pages long – with ribbons of life woven seamlessly throughout it like mementos in a scrapbook or kisses in a diary. Each page is faultlessly executed. The photography is simple, personal and evocative. The typographic tuning – traditional and unpretentious. It is as if Nygren has harnessed Guttenberg’s press itself.

As a designer, I appreciate and long for the ideals of quiet confidence. I wish I’d written, crafted – birthed – this extraordinary personal composure.

The book I couldn’t finish

Anything by Ian Rankin.

I became entrapped by a fascination of my own making a few years ago. As someone constantly at the whim of people and place, I started to wonder more about the place I’m currently in – the grand old city of Edinburgh. There are few writers more synonymous with the place-making of Edinburgh than Ian Rankin – Sir Ian Rankin – who is frequently exalted with capturing Edinburgh in his airport-fodder as a character in and of itself. Something of a sidekick to the clichéd and unoriginal alias of Rebus – a drunken anti-hero from the police who doesn’t play by the rules.

Rankin’s fragrant reliance on temperate dialogue and product names did nothing to evoke the romanticism and Disneyfication of the city I currently call home – for better or for worse. Caustically naming The Meadows or Cockburn Street or The Oxford Bar in the context of a dog walk didn’t present me with the kind of literary magic his numerous accolades, sales figures and knighthood all seemed to suggest was plausible. It was put down after a chapter or two.

I also couldn’t finish ‘Trainspotting’. It is linguistically unreadable, even after a Guinness or two in the departure lounge of Dublin airport. But that is part of its obscure and illicit charm.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

‘Stockholm Design Lab: 1998–2019’

I’ve always been stimulated and enthralled by SDL’s powerful ability to combine the clinical and the beautiful. Poring over their intense and impressive catalogue is like sitting in the dentist’s chair or chewing on a mint.

With clients like Polestar and SAS, everything is white, and yet almost nothing is. Their flawless clarity and typographic craft is as beautiful as it is sobering, and their perpetual marriage of client and creative gives us all hope.

A few years ago, Bjorn, their synonymous creative director, released a book charting the history of this celebrated consultancy, which until recently used to hang omnipotently over Stockholm’s Slussen interchange. It’s not an easy book to find and it’s not an easy book to buy. Maybe I can borrow one?

My favourite film

‘Threads’ by Barry Hines, 1984

I imagine that some people haven’t seen this. Since it’s release on a Sunday evening in 1984, it has only been shown on the BBC a handful of times. I don’t understand why it hasn’t been shown more. But at the same time, I do.

Threads is a British feature-length television docudrama. Written, commissioned and realised at a height of Cold War tensions between East and West, it explains and explores the effects of global thermonuclear war on the ordinary people of Britain.

Set in the city of Sheffield – an industrial heartland with a charted history of Labour administration and pacifism – it centres on two families, one working-class and one middle-class, whos lives are thrown together by the promise of a birth and a marriage. As the mundanity of family planning and job redundancy beckons, geopolitical tensions escalate rapidly and their environment is transformed irreversibly. In the proceeding decades, society itself is moulded around a new reality as food is scarce, disease is rife and language depletes to reflect a haunting and devastating world.

Hines’ use of unknown actors combined with the incidental static and grainy haunt of 80s Britain creates a perfect and terrifying balance of tension, despair and hopelessness in what has been one of the most seminal films of my life. It is far from an easy watch. It is an event. It is a masterpiece. Its matter-of-fact candid nature brings the fantastical narrative of Armageddon into a tangible human-level reality, which results in a sobering and at times bed-wetting effect on it’s audience. It shows horror, it shows destruction – but never in the manner of glorification. It merely shows you, tells you the effects of societal collapse, and makes it seem as mundane as collecting the milk from your doorstep.

My favourite podcast

‘Eurovision Castaways’ by Ellie Chalkley

Tapped from the classic ‘Desert Island Discs’ concept which has lasted generations, I really hope this simple and empowering concept does the same.

In each edition, Ellie invites a ‘castaway’ to the fictional but deliciously conceived ‘Ille d’Bezençon’, a place where alcohol is free and Eurovision fans are free to roam unhindered by the musical pressures of the real world. Each castaway – usually a lifelong Eurovision fan from one blog-site or another – is invited to bring eight Eurovision songs for the ‘duration of their stay’.

The conversation which ensues is a delight. As a lifelong Eurovision super-fan myself, I’m constantly fascinated and enchanted by other people’s experiences and how they have expressed, lived and understood their own lives through the medium of the contest. The choices are eclectic – from Luxembourg’s ‘Papa Penguin’ to Estonia’s failed attempt to send ‘Winny Puhh’ to Malmö – each justified in their own unique way, with every castaway having an anecdote or experience with which to summarise their relationship with the song. Hearing how a Norwegian school-teacher cried at the sight of an unknown Icelandic band was something I could empathise with all too much.

My favourite TV series

‘Around the World in 80 Days’ with Michael Palin. 1988.

This unrepeatable series made me fall in love with travel. More broadly, it made me fall in love with the world. Michael’s unlikely everyman attitude to the journey transports him from legendary python to a man for all time, taking us to places we thought we knew, through the eyes of the people who call the world ‘home’.

I used to watch this on an ancient VHS tape when I was 14 and haven’t stopped re-watching since. Even when I travel now, albeit in a slightly less grandiose and cinematic fashion, I use Michael as my inspiration. He’s never on the outside looking in, but rather seeks to sit on the inside looking out.

My favourite piece of music

‘Longplayer’ by Jem Finer and Artangel

Commissioned in 1999 to mark the forthcoming millennium, Longplayer is a piece of music filtered through an algorithm which is scheduled to play for the next 1,000 years. It has been playing now for nearly 23 years, and never repeats.

It’s atonal ambience is stunningly beautiful, if melodically void, however it’s Longplayer’s sense of statement that entices me to include it. It is a marking of humanity, rather than a marking of music – an intangible expression of longevity, future, past and aspiration.

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

Paddington II. Enough said.

The song that saved me

‘Amar Pelos Dois’ by Salvador Sobral. I honestly believe it’s the most beautiful song ever written. It was always there when I needed it.

If I could own one painting it would be

‘Sunflowers’ by Vincent Van Gogh

At first glance it might seem like an obvious answer. Basic art response. Art for the masses. However, it’s beauty and ubiquity aren’t the reasons for it making this list. Instead, it serves as the most uninterrupted window into Van Gogh’s life and mind. An extraordinary – yet super-ordinary – human being, the story of Van Gogh’s conflict with his own world and his own mind and the liminal spaces in between speak so kindly to the latent the struggles so many of us feel. Imposter syndrome? Underappreciated? Undervalued? Complex and conflicting? Yet, his ability to capture the world in such technicolour and visual song as always spoken to me.

If I could go back in time and meet Vincent, I’d pay handsomely for one of his sacred beauties. As would so many of us.

The place I feel happiest

It has to be Stockholm. The things I feel for this city are indescribable. I’ve never lived there yet I feel at home every time I touch down at Arlanda or tap into the T-Bana. It’s rich lights and bitter temperatures nurture the most complex of emotions – memories of friends and aspirations of what could be. One day. It’s the place I feel like myself.

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

Westlife

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

Tracey Emin, Henrik Nygren, Stefan Sagmiester, Jessica Walsh and Salvador Sobral. And Mark Gorman.

A stalwart of British art, three designers from different generations and a Portuguese jazz musician. And Mark Gorman.

And I’ll put on this music

‘Music for Airports’ by Brian Eno. ABBA when we’re on the floor by the end of the night.

If you like this, try these…

Gordon Brown

Gordon Munro

Gerry Farrell

Alan McBlane

Felix Mclaughlin

Duncan McKay

Claire Wood.

Morvern Cunningham

Helen Howden

Mino Russo

Rebecca Shannon

Phil Adams

Wendy West

Will Atkinson

Jon Stevenson

Ricky Bentley

Jeana Gorman

Lisl MacDonald

Murray Calder

David Reid

David Greig

Gus Harrower

Stephen Dunn

Mark Gorman

The Wonder: Movie Review.

This is a quiet little understated number. A gem.

Set in rural Ireland in the 1860’s and written by Emma Donoghue who penned the magnificent Room, it stars Florence Pugh (frankly, as far as I’m concerned she can do no wrong) and a young Kíla Lord Cassidy (13 -14 maybe) who has not eaten for four months as part of some sort of religious experience, feeding instead of miraculous “Mannah from Heaven”.

It’s a tight knit, despicable, Catholic-besotted community that are peasants in their beliefs and their behaviour.

The local council (including a splendid Toby Jones) bring in a nurse (Pugh) and a Nun to take 8 hour rotating shifts for two weeks to work out if this truly is a miracle or some sort of hoax.

The film centres on the young girl’s fanciful fast and Pugh’s wonderful caring nature as she tries to work out what’s really going on.

The music’s a problem but, that aside, it makes for a gripping drama and a genuinely unpredictable storyline.

I loved it.

The 2022 John Lewis Christmas Tv Commercial

I have to take my hat off to John Lewis for running what is a corporate (CSR we call it in the trade) ad rather than a Christmas ad this year.

It has no call to action for gift buying, it features no ‘product’ and let’s face it, if you had a skateboard on your Christmas list to Santa you wouldn’t expect your guardian (can’t call them parents any more) to source it from John Lewis.

So, instead what we have is a delightful story about a really, really nice man who fosters a very vulnerable looking teenage Skatergirl.

It’s a delight and I don’t give a fuck that it destroys Blink 108’s All The Small Things because I had no emotional connection to the song anyway.

What this does is make you genuinely feel that John Lewis is a good company for good people and it’s a good place to therefore shop, even though nobody has any money this year and Christmas is effectively cancelled.

My biggest shock is that it’s not Bill Callahan singing.

Good work.

Motherwell by Deborah Orr: Book Review

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

Philip Larkin’s oft quoted poetry titillated school classrooms but it has an immense amount of truth.

Deborah Orr’s parents didn’t just fuck her up, they derailed her, but in this astounding memoire she seems to want to forgive them – even though it’s a full on verbal assassination of a man and woman trapped in time, with deep felt prejudice and hatred for anyone or anything that’s “not like us”.

Deborah Orr’s mother (despite her attempt at defending her) is a horrendous human being, she’d be a great villain in a novel but Win (she refers to her by her given name throughout) is for real. Her Dad, John, might even be worse. They are the silent naysayers of British (in this case Scottish) Conservatism that blighted my childhood and many generations before. I despise them.

Narcissism is at the root of this terrifying story. Again and again Orr accuses her mother of a form of narcism that’s probably not apparent to the outside world. You have to be trapped by it to fathom it out. The fact that she idolised her daughter but could never tell her (admit it) and that it would be a sign of weakness is a form of vanity that simply festers throughout a lifetime and manifests it in many, many ways.

Orr picks them all out for us. One by one.

Instead of declaring her pride in and love for her daughter she stores all of her moments in an old bureau that is the storytelling device at the centre of this book. You see, Deborah Orr, soon to die herself of cancer, is clearing it out in the wake of Win’s cancerous death. John had passed on several years earlier.

It’s stuffed full of mementos, of pride, narcissistic pride, that went unspoken throughout bitter old Win’s stuck up life. A life where Men are the hunter gatherers, women the home makers and their daughters most certainly do not go to university, have sex before marriage or disrespect the family in any way. In fact sex, full stop, is evil – a necessary one for the purpose of propogation..

Somehow Deborah Orr holds it together through a childhood and teenage years full of repression, but strangely also of deep love for her mother, if only her mother would properly send that love back.

John, her father, is a repressed, exhausted Tory working endless shifts in a heavy metal factory in Ravenscraig, the other central character of this tale.

It’s all a fantastic, ultra-real look back at her (my ) childhood in industrial Scotland where the Tories are the oppressor, the shadow of the Iron Lady looms large and the collapse of the town inevitable.

It’s a succession of bittersweet memories, some amusing, most pretty grim.

And later, when Orr frees herself, the men in her life serve her no better than repressed, exhausted, angry John.

Despite all this Orr went on to become a celebrated journalist marrying Will Self but dying young, not long after she wrote this tremendous book. Her one, her only.

So, in that respect at least she went out on a high with an unblemished publishing career.

Oh Deborah, I feel so sorry for you. I feel sure I would have been thoroughly engaged and entertained in your company. If only you’d had more loving, caring and less stupid people around you.

Sunshine on Leith by Falkirk Bohemians: Theatre Review

When you go to Falkirk Town Hall’s theatre you feel special. It has an amazing community schtick about it. Nothing I’ve ever come across before. But I understand it’s to be blitzed.

So, I urge anyone who cares about this great theatre space to take to the streets.

It’s not the first time I’ve been here. I saw a brilliant children’s theatre production of Seussical by, I think, Black Cat Theatre Company, here several years ago and the vibe was just as good.

Being a grippy bastard I didn’t buy a programme so this makes my review of Sunshine on Leith a little tricky, in that I can’t namecheck anyone other than Lisa Goldie, who works with me and was the attraction magnet.

OK, let’s get Lisa out of the way first.

Three words. Golden. Electrifying. And an amazing dancer (I didn’t know or particularly expect that).

OK that’s 13.

Her solo was truly beautiful.

Right, that’s the up-front friend-gushing out of the way.

What of the show?

I’ve seen the movie (it’s great) but this was my first unveiling of the stage production and Bohemians smashed it.

With a cast of over 40 you’re always at the risk of stage-crush, but the director employed his cast fantastically well to make the show ebb and flow really nicely (I particularly admired the scenes in the hospital reception) and the use of photographic backdrops of each location (mostly Leith) was really good.

It’s amateur dramatics. You expect moments of sub-optimal schizzazery.

Not here.

I loved this. ALL of the principles were engaging.

Dad, Rab, I’m sure would accept that he’s not gonna win a BAFTA, but my God, he might win a Tony. What a great singer.

Mum, Jean, put in a superb performance.

I was captivated by Yvonne and Davy’s relationship, truly brilliantly performed.

And Ally and Liz were great too.

It’s a great script and, of course, The Proclaimers music is amazing.

I’ll go see the Bohemians again, for sure.

A great, great night out.

Thank You.