Unknown Pleasures #13: Phil Adams

Phil and I go back a fair bit to our days at The Leith Agency where we overlapped as Account Directors, although we are both now Planners. (Him for many years, me for just one.)


I have to say I look up to Phil in professional terms as a planner of considerable heft and great thinking.

You can follow him on both LinkedIn and Medium where he often posts inspiring and beautifully crafted, simple explanations of a subject that we love. Sadly, it’s often shrouded in black art (usually to hide the indifference of the proponent’s abilities) but is, at its core, simply the distillation of evidence and research into insight in simple terms. Good planning should inspire creative teams to do great work, even if the commissioner is looking for something less than that, which sadly they often are.

What has, I believe, further connected us is our love of all things cultural and our tastes overlap considerably as his culture fix demonstrates. John Irving, and Cormac McCarthy. Tarantino and Wes Anderson. What I love (which I devoured in about three days after reading this when he sent me it last month). And Salvador Dali whose museum we have both visited.

Oh, and the wicked, but sublime, Ulster American.

Phil is also a quiet, gentle soul imbued with genuine kindness – I bet he gets great kudos from his girls (three I think).

He’s one of the ad industry’s good guys and, like me, is also an ex Chair of the IPA in Scotland, an honour that I know he enjoyed as much as I did.

Go Phil.

My favourite author or book

Bookshelves don’t lie. It’s clear that the authors I return to are modern, North American and male. I’ve read all of Chuck Palahniuk, all of Douglas Coupland, all of John Irving, most of Cormac McCarthy, most of Bret Easton Ellis, a lot of Elmore Leonard, and several James Ellroy. I read a lot of female authors too, but evidently with less dedication.

It’s crazy to pick one book, but I’m going with A Man in Full by Tom Wolfe. It’s epic. It’s a tragedy. It’s satire. A couple of reviews described it as Dickensian in terms of ambition and social insight. There are brilliant characters that stay just on the right side of larger than life. 

I read that Wolfe’s main insight from researching and writing The Right Stuff was that the primary motivation influencing male behaviour is a quest for status. And he used that observation as the basis of his subsequent fiction writing. You can see it in The Bonfire of The Vanities and it’s there in spades in A Man in Full.

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The book I’m reading

The Sunlight Pilgrims by Jenni Fagan, who is modern, Scottish and female.

I’ve read so much non-fiction of late that it’s a joy to be reading any novel again. But so far (I’m about a quarter of the way through), The Sunlight Pilgrims is not just any novel. There are interesting characters being tested by challenging circumstances, namely an impending second ice age in Scotland caused by climate breakdown.

The book I wish I had written

This is the one question I’m allowing myself not to answer. I haven’t ever felt like this about a book.

The book I couldn’t finish

I know it’s in vogue at the moment, but I haven’t learned how to not finish a book. That said, and despite him being modern, American and male, Don DeLillo’s Underworld was an arduous slog. Like climbing at high altitude – lots of effort to make little progress, with frequent rests required.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

There are hundreds, thousands of books I should have read. But I don’t feel any shame in that.

My favourite film

Probably Pulp Fiction if I base my answer on how often I’ve watched it. Most films, I find, do not reward repeat viewing. But Pulp Fiction keeps on giving in many ways – characterisation, dialogue, monologues, messing around with structure, brilliant set pieces, and the Christopher Walken/Captain Koons cameo.

Based on the frequency metric, other candidates would be Man On Fire, An Officer and a Gentleman, The Shawshank Redemption, Grand Budapest Hotel and (another guilty pleasure) A Knight’s Tale.

My favourite play

I like subversive theatre. And, in a non-pandemic August, Edinburgh is soaked to the skin by a monsoon of subversive and experimental theatre that plays with form and space and genre. I’ve often wondered whether it’s true that you can smell the oxygen in the Amazon rain forest. I do know that in Edinburgh in August you can smell the creativity. Its heady scent is everywhere.

It’s impossible to pick a favourite from these unrestrained, intimate shows crammed into those tiny, incongruous Edinburgh Fringe spaces.

Two plays that were performed in a more conventional space (The Traverse) have stayed with me. Namely, Grounded starring Lucy Ellinson in 2013, and Ulster American in 2018.

Black comedy Ulster American back in Edinburgh by popular demand | The  National

My favourite podcast

What I Love. It’s beautiful. Theatre director Ian Rickson has conversations with artists on stage in theatres that are empty because of Covid-19. They talk about three things that each guest loves – a song, a film, a piece of writing – and in so doing they reveal themselves. I wrote about the many ways in which it is near perfect for the Formats Unpacked newsletter.

Also, the Jonny Wilkinson episode of The High Performance Podcast. It’s not what you’d expect. It’s about self-awareness more than sport. He talks about the profound difference between a mindset of control and a mindset of exploration. And his definition of confidence – being excited by the unknown – has stayed with me.

The box set I’m hooked on

Most recently, the gloriously funny French show, Call My Agent. Set in a Paris performing artist agency, each episode includes a cameo appearance by a famous film star. The dialogue is great, there are occasional moments of slapstick genius, and the character development over the four seasons so far is gripping.

My desert island box set would be Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul, or both if I were allowed.

Call My Agent! (TV Series 2015–2020) - IMDb

My favourite TV series

I don’t watch telly. Not watching telly is how I free up time for doing extracurricular things. I don’t consider it a sacrifice.

I used to enjoy The X Factor when my daughters were the right age and all living at home. It is brilliant television, brilliant storytelling disguised as a reality TV show. It employs all the elements of the hero/heroine’s journey, multiplied by the number of contestants.

My favourite piece of music

Physical Graffiti by Led Zeppelin. The whole album please. Such apparently effortless eclecticism. They were so much more than a rock band.

(Your wish is my command Phil)

My favourite dance performance

Dance was never really my thing. By which I mean that I decided it wasn’t my thing without ever giving it a chance to be my thing. It was the worst kind of pig-headed ignorance.

Luckily for me, joining the board of Puppet Animation Scotland in 2015 introduced me to the world of visual theatre. Since then, I’ve seen many shows involving dance and physical theatre, mainly at our annual manipulate festivals. The artistry and technical excellence of the performers, seen live and close-up, is a marvel. I’m not going to pick one.

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

I think it might have been the scene in I, Daniel Blake when single mum Katie is so desperately hungry that she eats the tin of beans in the foodbank. The very idea that something like that can happen in a supposedly advanced society. Injustice meted out to a character you care about is a good formula for a tearjerker.

The lyric I wish I’d written

She no longer needs you.

Oof. 

She wakes up, she makes up
She takes her time

And doesn’t feel she has to hurry
She no longer needs you

For No One is my favourite Beatles song, which is obviously saying something. The stark, cruel beauty; the brutal economy; the non-negotiable finality of those lyrics. Written when McCartney was 24. Genius.

The song that saved me

I haven’t been saved by a song. But I do have a song that I listened to a lot at the time that I needed saving. First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes. The video is based on a powerfully simple idea. We see people’s reactions as they listen to the song through headphones. The song may not have saved me, but if you read the YouTube comments it looks like it has saved plenty of others.

The instrument I play

Sadly, I don’t. File under regrets.

The instrument I wish I’d learned

The piano.

If I could own one painting it would be

The Palace of the Air by Salvador Dali. This is a huge and hugely ambitious piece of surrealism that covers the entire ceiling of the Wind Palace section of the Dali museum in Figueres. It really does have to be seen to be believed. It’s immense and jam-packed with details that reward prolonged viewing until your neck starts to ache. It shows Dali and his muse ascending to a version of heaven, and the way he plays with perspective draws the viewer in so that you feel levitated, ascending with them. As well as the painting, I wouldn’t mind owning a space that would do it justice.

Palace of the Wind (Salvador Dali) | This art work is locate… | Flickr

The music that cheers me up

The answer to this is a genre. Two Tone. A dancefloor filler by The Specials or Madness, maybe Night Boat to Cairo if I had to choose one. It’s not just about the infectious beat or the playful delivery, it’s a form of time travel back to my mid-teens when we were all gloriously irresponsible.

The place I feel happiest

Aside from being with certain people, it’s participation in creative acts that makes me happiest. It’s why I worked in advertising, it’s why I make documentary films, it’s why I write for pleasure, it’s why I’m on the boards of two arts organisations, it’s why I enjoy gardening.

The happiness of creating comes from the process more than the end product. The journey rather than the destination. So, I don’t really associate happiness with a particular place. A place for comfort? Yes. A place for stillness, spirituality and inner peace? Yes. Happiness, not so much.

That’s maybe ducking the question. So, in a cultural context, I’d say one of the smaller festivals. The Do Lectures on a farm outside Cardigan. Festival No 6 in Portmeirion. Or The Byline Festival in Sussex. Intense stimulation surrounded by my kind of people.

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My guiltiest cultural pleasure

AC/DC

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

Keith Richards, Sarah Silverman, Michael Palin, Molly Crabapple.

And I’ll put on this music

One of my eldest daughter’s Spotify playlists. She has excellent taste, and we have a symbiotic musical relationship whereby she uses my premium account and I get a superb curation service, better than any algorithm.

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Unknown Pleasures #12: Wendy West

Ah, Wendy. Wendy West.

What can I say about Wendy that won’t incur the Wrath of Khan.

You see, Wendy and I have an honest and frank relationship with one another.

Quite often she says Tomato, I say Potato.

But a healthy difference of opinion is a good thing. Right?

She often calls me “grippy” (adjective, grip·pi·er, grip·pi·est. Chiefly Scot. stingy; avaricious.) which I take as a term of endearment, but I fear my optimism is misplaced on that front.

She was referring to my handling of the financial management of Forth Children’s Theatre. Not to my speed of approach to the bar. Or perhaps she wasn’t?

But, the truth of the matter, regardless of our robust discussions that frequent our times together, is that she is an amazing human being, with an amazing family who I know just as well, and love just as much, as I do her.

We met at Forth Children’s Theatre.

She a parent, me the Chair.

I quickly spotted her potential for our board and managed to talk her into joining us and to exercise magnificent governance onto our historically fairly relaxed committee proceedings.

Her energy, enthusiasm, insight and good humour, laced with brilliant attention to detail, were to prove transformational for an organisation that always meant well but occasionally fell a little short on the difficult stuff.

But it’s beyond the boardroom table that Wendy and I grew our friendship. Rumbustious, hilarious and brilliantly honest.

She’s an amazing dancer, as I was to find out when Jeana and I joined her in a tap dancing class where she, the Margot Fonteyn of the room, contrasted amusingly with my Peter Boyle (The Monster in Young Frankenstein).

Anyone who knows Wendy knows she is a magnanimous supporter of the arts, and has recently worked with the excellent Lung Ha Theatre company. She is married to a Professor of Piping. THE Professor of Piping and her son and daughter have both inherited awesome musical and theatrical talents from her and Gary.

She’s just a really good egg, all round.

I’ve missed her during lockdown.

So, without further ado.

Wendy’s stuff.

My favourite author or book

The book that made a huge impact on me is The Testament of Gideon Mack by James Robertson. The story of a contemporary Scottish minister who doubts the existence of God. Really thought provoking and truly beautiful writing.  It actually stopped me reading for a while because I just couldn’t quite get into another book for quite some time afterwards.

The Testament of Gideon Mack by James Robertson
I can testify to the excellence of this book. Ed.

The book I’m reading

Girl, Women, Other by Bernardine Evaristo I started it a while ago and put it down, this has reminded me to pick it up again!

The book I wish I had written

Winnie the Pooh – it has given pleasure to so many generations and it is timeless.

The book I couldn’t finish

I always thought I had to really finish a book – once you start and all that. Then one day, when I was really plodding through a book I had the sudden realisation that I could just close it and put it down. I did that and nothing terrible happened! Since then, I have become much more discerning. I couldn’t tell you what that book was – it was tosh, so I put it down!

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

Well the fact that I have watched more of the classics as TV costume dramas rather than indulge myself in the words on the page doesn’t make me ashamed so much as determined to put right. I have a fine collection sitting in the bookcase waiting for just the right time.

My favourite film

Isn’t everyone’s The Sound of Music? Well, maybe not, but this is certainly a firm old favourite that never fails to endear! That aside though, I love so many films but to pick one, I would have to go for Cinema Paradiso as being a long standing favourite (director’s cut that is). The warmth, the angst and the beautiful scenery all set to Ennio Morricone’s simply sublime musical score. The beautiful friendship between Toto and Alfredo is heart warming right until the end. The Cinema Paradiso is the beating heart of the community – how nice! 

Cinema Paradiso Official 25th Anniversary trailer from Arrow Films - YouTube

My favourite play

This is hard, but I would have to go for Brian Cox and Bill Patterson in The Royal Lyceum Theatre’s production of Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot. It made such a lasting impression on me – I couldn’t quite believe how thoroughly compelling it could be watching two guys waiting around and nothing much happening. It was both funny and really quite serious in equal measure. Strange how things just strike a chord and claim a wee piece of your heart.

Waiting for Godot, Royal Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh | The Arts Desk

My favourite podcast

I like the Guardian Today in Focus – after Mark recommended it, but have also enjoyed listening to Brene Brown, Unlocking Us – she has really interesting guests including Barack himself, but lots of others too.

The box set I’m hooked on

The box set that is a winner for me is The Handmaid’s Tale, so compelling and terrifying. Based on Margaret Atwood’s novel, the series travels through the horrors of the dystopian society of Gilead and plays out struggles of power and oppression. A bizarre survival of the fittest that sees misogyny played out in its truest form but also in the shape of women against women. Hard to watch and recently compared by some to the America that Trump was striving for?

My favourite TV series

Ooooh, I love Killing Eve – Villanelle is brilliant! I really enjoyed Italy Unpacked – Italian chef Georgio Locatelli and English art critic Andrew Graham-Dixon, a programme exploring Italy’s art, culture and cuisine. Just beautiful to sit and watch on a Friday evening after rehearsals with glass of red in hand! It makes me want to go there, it makes me realise I know nothing! 

I also enjoy the drama of Line of Duty, but I think the last series I watched that really hooked me was Greyzone, a Swedish/Danish thriller that was just so compelling. It is essentially about the events leading up to a terror attack and is tense stuff, in fact, it is ‘hold your breath’ tense stuff at times. Great strong female lead in Birgitte Hjort Sørensen as a gutsy and smart Danish engineer. Complex emotions though – clever how you end up liking the perpetrator… I do love watching tv in a foreign language with English subtitles – I rather fancy I’m getting the hang of a new language by the end of things…. alas, never quite happens!

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My favourite piece of music

I am not sure I have one single piece of music. It’s very mood driven for me, although I never tire of Keengalee by The Chair – a cheery go to piece of music particularly on car journeys that I just never want to end – once more, once more!

My favourite dance performance

Ghost Dances choreographed by Christopher Bruce for Rambert. I saw it in the early 80s and was mesmerised. I saw the revival a few years ago and it mesmerised me again! Haunting and hopeful all at one time. The dance shows courage and determination in the face of oppression and although it represents the horrors of the Pinochet coup, it is sadly sorelevant today. I love how dance allows you to create your own meaning because you interpret the movement without the presence of any words to channel your reactions and emotions. Danced to traditional folk music, this piece never fails to move me. 

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

Lion

The lyric I wish I’d written

Ok, so swithered over admitting this… I realise I don’t really properly listen to lyrics…(I hear Mark scoff very loudly.  (No, not at all , neither do I.  Ed.)  In my defence, I tend to listen to the music and my mind wanders and I get a bit lost in my imagination…. So I don’t really have any that I could say I wish I’d written…confession over!

The song that saved me

Don’t think I have one…

The instrument I play

Well, being surrounded by awfully talented folk, I keep my minimal achievements with playing the clarsach quiet! Taken up as an adult, I enjoyed the beautiful sounds of the dancing strings – very hard to make a horrible noise unless it is terribly badly out of tune. These days, I enjoy doing a little accompaniment to traditional tunes in the parlour with a friendly nod on when to change chords! No public performances for sure!

The instrument I wish I’d learned

The piano. I also pictured myself dancing about playing the fiddle, but that didn’t quite transpire. Huge sighs of relief all round I am sure!

If I could own one painting it would be

Joan Eardley’s work. I love the Glasgow tenement children chalk drawings with their grubby wee faces, and her wild seascapes she painted whilst she lived in Catterline, Aberdeenshire. This self-portrait is just beautiful.

The music that cheers me up

Anything I can move to – The Penguin Café Orchestra, Abba. Duncan Chisholm on the fiddle for more reflective moods – he plays a mean slow air. Trad music and should also say, but actually mean it … I do love the stirring sound of a pipe band. Ok, so quite eclectic!

The place I feel happiest

I am happiest when the car is pointing north – I love getting to Ullapool and waiting on the ferry to the Isle of Lewis. Beautiful, remote, with big skies, huge oceans and great friends with whisky…

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

Musical theatre! Not that I feel guilty about liking it, but some people sniff at it! Come from Away is my very favourite for the moment, it is mood lifting, energy boosting and just a very human story. Properly funny lyrics and great music too! I get emotional at the thought of the sheer unquestioning kindness demonstrated by the Newfoundlanders – this is a tale of gratitude, friendship and humanity.

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

Norman MacCaig – so I can hear him recite his poetry

Billy Connolly 

Whoopi Goldberg

Emma Thompson

Barack and Michelle Obama

Margaret Atwood

And I’ll put on this music

Hugh Laurie in the background playing the piano and singing then the Penguin Cafe Orchestra for dessert

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Molly Drake: I remember.

Molly Drake (album) - Wikipedia

Molly Drake was Nick Drake’s mum.

I wasn’t aware of Molly Drake until this morning, when Samantha Morton chose this song as the final of her excellent Desert Island Discs.

As I walked along the beach at Dalmeny I played it five or six times, drawn deeper and deeper into its intoxicating lyrics and haunting story.

This song may seem, at first, to be a little naive with such a simple melody, no arrangement and a homespun nostalgic whimsy about it, but wait for the last verse.

The cutting, no scything, away of that whimsy, in an understated nuclear bomb of a conclusion, is devastating.

It’s magnificent.

And here is The Unthanks doing it, not as well as Molly though. Surprisingly.

Unknown Pleasures #11. Will Atkinson.

Will, or Gramps as we now know him, has been a friend for quarter of a century.We first met at Hall Advertising where, instead of working, Will went our for long liquid lunches, and I got jealous.

You see, Will was a star copywriter and I was a jumped up greasy-haired fanboy with a lot to learn, but a willingness to do so.

Subbuteo nearly cost both of us our jobs as we did constant battle on the creative floor for what was affectionately known as The Linpak Cup (a polystyrene trophy of zero value or consequence).

Will was better in the morning.

I usually took revenge after lunch.

Will worked with Nige Sutton. Fuck me, they were an intoxicating (intoxicated more like. Ed) and an unlikely duo, but they were awesomely talented and taught me an awful lot as I lugged fridge freezers into Rob Wilson’s basement and they looked on.

Our love of football extended to Hibernian FC and our office bromance gradually filtered out into weekend boozing, bookending the weekly disappointments of another Easter Road humiliation, although we did witness Frank Sauzee, Stevie Archibald and Russell Latapy in green and white; not to mention Gazza, Laudrup and Larsson. Heady days.

Over the years though our relationship has grown and now stretches to a shared love of politics, music, theatre, contemporary fiction and, yes, a beer or two.

Will also shares with me the luck of the Irish. We both have wives that love us no matter our faults.

And I’ve been lucky enough to get to know his three wonderful kids, one of whom, his son Mark, is now the bestodian of the Gramps moniker for Will.

Congratulations Mark.

So here we are. The inimitable Will Atkinson.

My favourite author or book

It’s weird isn’t it, your favourite book isn’t always by your favourite author. Well mine isn’t. So to the book – Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess. The first line alone is acclaimed as one of the best ever written – “It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.” This leads you straight into a wonderful voyage of fictional biography that crosses oceans and decades, with every sentence and paragraph as powerful as the first.

So to the authors. No, Burgess isn’t among them. But there is Kate Atkinson, John Irving, John Gierach, William Boyd, James Lee Burke, John Le Carre and Patti Smith. Recent discoveries include Colson Whitehead, Sebastian Barry and Attica Locke. To name any one as my favourite would be a complete impossibility.

Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess
(This is the copy I have. I too loved it.)

The book I’m reading

Mr Wilder and Me by Jonathan Coe. His books are on the face of it quite comedic, but beneath the humour often lies some very dark observations – about human nature and the society we pretend to aspire to be part of, Middle England with its examination of Brexit for example. 

But whatever I’m reading I always have a John Gierach volume close to hand. He writes essays on fly fishing that are about so much more than (as he puts it) standing in the middle of a river waving a stick.

The book I wish I had written

Either A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving or Life After Life by Kate Atkinson. If you put a howitzer to my head Life After Life would just nick it. It’s a piece of high wire writing with a construction that few other writers would be able to maintain.

(This is the copy I have. I too loved it.)

The book I couldn’t finish

Like many readers I feel incredibly guilty about not finishing books, but then I mostly can’t remember the ones I put down early, so there’s probably a moral in there somewhere.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

Moby Dick – true of a lot of people I suspect.

My favourite film

I think one way to make a long list shorter is to include only those films you re-watch time and again. No Country for Old Men is brilliant, and also one of the few films that actually stand comparison with the book they came from. I love the magic realism of Beasts of the Southern Wilds. The Godfather Trilogy and Apocalypse Now always accompany me on long plane journeys. American Honey is one of those great films where nothing much happens but loads does really. Ditto the Straight Story about an old man crossing America on a lawnmower. But probably my favourite film of all time (this week anyway) is Bugsy Malone – joyous.

My favourite play

When I was at school I was a member of the Young Lyceum or whatever it was called then. Back then I was seriously into anything by Harold Pinter. These days I rarely go to the theatre, which is a shame because I love it as I love all live performance. Favourite play? The Importance of Being Earnest. (Note to self – when the theatres open again, go more often.)

My favourite podcast

I don’t listen to many to be honest. A couple of advertising based ones – Stuff from the Loft and Ben Kay’s one. However, recently I’ve been following Jeremy Paxman’s The Lock-In – chats with people you’d never normally hear. Paxman is his usual contrary self. It would be an experience meeting him, but I’d probably run a mile in fear.

The box set I’m hooked on

I’m not really. But for the sake of punning into the question, Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing.

My favourite TV series

Ever? Wow. For my sins I’m quite involved in the world of politics -so Yes Minster and The Thick of It are good, sharp takes on how silly it can all become. Fleabag and Killing Eve obviously. University Challenge – another Paxman outing. Sorry, I don’t know.

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My favourite piece of music

One of the good things about getting older is you collect more and more stuff from more and more places – well I do anyway. It’s like curating your own cultural archive, infinite in its vastness. Musically it’s taken me from an early obsession with blues and folk into reggae and country and African Funk/beats and Malian divas and sweaty rhythm & blues and…and…and…and…the rabbit holes are deep and endless.

You get to add new stuff (eagerly awaiting new St Vincent album) and stumble across dusty but still perfect artefacts (over lockdown rediscovered the amazing Basement Tapes by Bob Dylan and the Band.)

Taking the question literally as a ‘piece’ of music as supposed to a ‘song’ I could plump for something like So What by Miles Davis, King of Snake by Underworld. Or Peace Piece by John McLaughlin. But the one piece I go back to is the mind-boggling reach for the heavens that is Dark Star by the Grateful Dead from the Live Dead album – all 23 minutes and 18 glorious seconds of it.

My favourite dance performance

When I was a student at Stirling Uni in 1974 I was transfixed by the Ballet Rambert doing open rehearsals in the coffee area of the Macrobert Centre. A male and a female dancer improvised together to Tommy by the Who, I was totally lost in the moment. Then the moment eluded me until years later I started to go regularly to the ballet. Highlights have been the Rambert again, Nederlands Dance Theatre, anything devised by Michael Bourne and our own Scottish Ballet. Favourite? I’m terrible at remembering titles so I’ll cop out with Bourne’s Swan Lake.

Also, my favourite too. Seen them several times and adore them.

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

I’m not a great one for weeping over films, books, music but one song did help me through a period when my best mate was dying of cancer. Sailing Round the Room by Emmylou Harris is an uplifting affirmation of death that kind of reflects what I think happens after you die – not a smidgen of Christianity to be found. While we’re on the subject the same artist’s Boulder to Birmingham is one of the best songs about loss ever.

The lyric I wish I’d written

Like a bird on the wire 

Like a drunk in some midnight choir

I have tried in my way to be free

By Leonard Cohen of course. I want the whole song to be read as a poem at my funeral.

The song that saved me

Again, not sure a song has ever actually saved me but in another dark time I listened a lot to Speed of the Sound of Loneliness  written by John Prine. It’s been covered by loads of people but my favourite is the Alabama 3 version where they changed the lyrics to the first person. Gives the song another whole new emphasis.

Come home late, come home early
Come home big when I’m feelin’ small
Come home straight, come home fucked-up 
Sometimes I don’t come home at all

What in the world has come over me?
What in heaven’s name have I done?
I’ve broken the speed of the sound of loneliness
I’m out there running just to be on the run

The Rolling Stone’s Moonlight Mile would come a close second.

The instrument I play

Believe it or not I tried to learn the French Horn at school. Got as far as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

The instrument I wish I’d learned

I can strum a guitar but really wish I could play properly.

If I could own one painting it would be

It would either be a Caravaggio – maybe this one:

Or a Joan Miro, maybe this one:

If I couldn’t have both I’d settle for the Miro.

The music that cheers me up

Music always cheers me up. At the moment it’s At Home (Live in Marciac) – Roberto Fonseca & Fatoumata Diawara.

The place I feel happiest

I’m lucky to have travelled a bit – rainforests really raise my spirits. But then so does being in a special spot in rural Languedoc-Roussillon. Or on a river with a fly rod, or a boat on a loch teeming with broonies. But actually where I am truly at my happiest (apart from with my family) is with friends. I am blessed to have met many people I have truly grown to like and count as good friends. Yep, that’s when I’m smiling, with them.

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

Hot Chocolate playing at the Usher Hall.

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

I’d need a big table: Hunter S Thomson, Keith Richards, Lee Miller, Kate Atkinson, Cerys Mathews, Kevin Bridges, Yoko Ono, Bjork, John Gierach, Jeremy Paxman, Michael Palin, Caravaggio, Boy George.

And I’ll put on this music

The Best of John Renbourn. Hunter would hate it.

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Number 11 by Jonathan Coe: Book Review.

If you’re a fan of Coe there is plenty in this novel to pique your interest. It’s a scabrous as ever about the state of the nation (as was the case in 2015 when he wrote this Osbornian nightmare).

It takes austerity as its backdrop and as usual Coe spares the Tory government nothing in terms of its unfairness and divisive policy, one that has proven to be pointless and did nothing but deepen the divide between Britain’s haves and have nots.

It’s loosely a follow up to his earlier Winshaw critique “What a Carve up” but not in so direct away as his Trotter trilogy.

It’s also nothing like his best. The number 11 theme that runs through it is a bit clunky and the story, whilst cleverly plotted, lacks some of the cohesion of his earlier, and later work. Nevertheless it’s Coe, and that’s enough for me to romp through it to a highly unexpected ending that takes us into sci-fi, fantasy, horror territory, albeit briefly.

I dunno, his language in this book feels a little laboured (no pun intended) and maybe rushed because it has a formality that doesn’t seem quite so evident in his other work. It’s a use of language, especially the descriptive prose, that isn’t as rip-roaring or light on its feet as he usually is.

But that’s not to say you shouldn’t enjoy his distinctive annihilation of centre right (increasingly moving away from the centre towards populism) politics.

It’s interesting that the main characters are female and maybe that’s what’s slightly mis-stepping him. I mean he is a real English bloke, right?

I enjoyed it for what it’s worth, but in Coe terms no more than a 6/10.

Unknown Pleasures #10: Jon Stevenson

Jon was my first boss back in 1985 at Hall Advertising. He hired a hot new secretary soon after, that I quickly winched and later married.

He, and his wife Chris, had a daughter, Ria, who we thought had such a cool name that we unashamedly nicked it for our daughter Amanda.

(Only joking, she’s also called Ria.)

But that master/servant relationship that began in the pre-internet days soon became a peer-to-peer and extremely good mates relationship, and it thrives to this day.

We even live quite close (only a few miles as the crow swims) he in Aberdour, I in South Queensferry.

We have both run Festivals.

His, The Aberdour Festival, has put him on first name terms with King Creosote (which I think is cool). Mine, the spectacularly unspectacular and now defunct Queensferry Arts Festival.

By the way King Creosote’s first name isn’t King, it’s Kenny.

One of the things that has cemented our relationship is our love of the Penguin Cafe Orchestra, whom we both saw, with Chris and my, not his, Ria at Glastonbury in 2011 (amongst other occasions).

The other is beer and food and wine and that.

And good advertising.

And good books.

Jon is cool but he doesn’t think so and you couldn’t tell it from the preposterously ham-fisted portrait he ‘knocked up’ in 30 seconds when I asked him to. Not for him a trip to Patrick Lichfield’s, oh no, he, like me, is a bit of a basher and what will do, will do.

I made it monochrome which spares some of the abject amateurism of it.

Anyway, Jon, you have great taste and I’m delighted to share your Unknown Pleasures with my readers.

My favourite author or book

Where do you start? When I was young, I read to impress – Iris Murdoch, Anthony Powell, CP Snow, JP Donleavy (although I really did like him). I then went through a phase of reading books in rotation – one to improve me, one to learn something technical, usually something to do with the Apollo space missions, and one to read without thinking. 

I’m much less rigorous now and over the years I’ve read everything by Len Deighton, John Le Carre, Christopher Brookmyre, David Lodge, Tom Sharpe, Iain Banks (but not Iain M. Banks) – even Jilly Cooper. At the moment I do like Hilary Mantel, Jonathan Coe, Ian McEwen and William Boyd. And Ian Rankin. 

I’ve just finished Barack Obama’s book which was uplifting and dispiriting in equal measure. How do we get from such a patently intelligent and humane man to Donald Trump in such a short space of time? Jon Sopel’s latest book Unpresidented is an entertaining romp through the last US election campaign.

I can say, as anyone that has ever worked with me will testify, I have yet to read any of the airport books like “How to be a winning manager by the time you get off the plane”

A Promised Land: Amazon.co.uk: Barack Obama: 9780241491515: Books

The book I’m reading

One Long and Beautiful Summer by Duncan Hamilton – a paean to county cricket as it used to be before the gel-haired marketing know-it-alls took over and turned cricket into a game for people with the attention span of a particularly dim goldfish.

The book I wish I had written

No real desire to write a book, not even the one that’s apparently inside me.

The book I couldn’t finish

Quite a lot but Lincoln in the Bardo was definitely one I couldn’t get into.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

Can’t think of any particular one, although I would like to have appreciated Dickens more instead of rejecting him because he was a set text at O-Level.

My favourite film

Toss-up between Apollo 13 and Local Hero.

Apollo 13 | DVD | Free shipping over £20 | HMV Store

My favourite play

I’ve seen a lot of stuff at the Traverse and it’s difficult to pick any one as a favourite but I did enjoy Under Milk Wood by the Aberdour Players in our local village hall. The writing is brilliant, and it prompted me to get the BBC Richard Burton narration as an audiobook. Which is probably better than The Aberdour Players’ version.

Richard Burton reads Under Milk Wood (plus bonus poetry) - Alto: ALN1502 -  2 CDs | Presto Classical

My favourite podcast

Like Stephen Dunn I thought 13 Minutes to the Moon was outstanding.

The box set I’m hooked on

When does a TV series become a box set? I can’t cope with TV binges so still watch one at a time. 

My favourite TV series

At the moment it’s Unforgotten

Watch Unforgotten, Season 1 | Prime Video

My favourite piece of music

Pretty much anything from my Jolly-Jon singalongaplaylist

My favourite dance performance

Every time I’ve seen NDT it’s been stunning, but I go to dance performances with Mrs S on the basis that if I have to sit through a dance show, she has to go for a curry afterwards…so the last dance performance she went to was with Mark Gorman as she doesn’t really like curry…. 

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

Oh What a Beautiful Morning from Oklahoma at my mother’s funeral. Although it was absolutely pissing down, so there was some laughter through the tears.

The lyric I wish I’d written

The Christmas one Hugh Grant’s father wrote in About A Boy that allowed Hugh to live quite happily without having to work.

The song that saved me

Not sure I’ve ever needed saving but California Girls by the Beach Boys reminds me of being a hormonal 13 year old, getting interested in girls and thinking the Californian ones sounded exciting – if only I had known what to do if I met one.

The instrument I play

I’ve tried and failed several – but one day I’m going to master the guitar and be transformed into the acoustic Bob Dylan

The instrument I wish I’d learned

Piano or clarinet

If I could own one painting it would be

Probably something by David Hockney

portrait of an artist: David Hockney's painting, which was auctioned for  $90.3 mn, was initially sold for $18,000 - The Economic Times

The music that cheers me up

Bean Fields by the Penguin Café Orchestra. With thanks to Mr Gorman who introduced me to the delights of the PCO. 

He’s also tried to introduce me to Nick Cave but I’d rather poke my eyes out with a burning stick, thank you very much. 

The place I feel happiest

Achiltibuie – thanks to Jim Downie. 

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

Death in Paradise

Death in Paradise (TV Series 2011– ) - IMDb

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

David Mitchell (the comedian, not the author), Billy Connolly, Meryl Streep, David Attenborough and Danny Boyle

And I’ll put on this music

My Jolly-Jon mix tape obvs.

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Ensemble Basiani sing Tsikris Alilo from the podcast What I Love.

What I Love – Podcast – Podtail

I heard this wonderful piece of music courtesy of Jessie Buckley on the podcast “What I love” presented by theatre director Ian Rickson on a recommendation by a future Unknown Pleasures by Phil Adams. It’s a truly great podcast and this song is the sort of treasure you can find on it.

This is the state ensemble and the Choir of Sameba Trinity Church in Tbilisi, Georgia. “Basiani” – is the name of this beautiful group and this is Christmas Carol (Nativity of Christ) – “Alilo of The dawn” (“Tsiskris Alilo”) by Vakhtang Kakhidze. The word- Alilo ( probably derived from- alleluia ) is connected to Nativity of Christ, traditionally Georgians used this word to greet and rejoice in the Christmas of one another. The song starts with words- “On December 25th, Alilo, Christ has born in Bethlehem, Alilo. The Choir of Angels are chanting, Alilo – Jesus was born, Alilo. The martyred Lord’s Hand will ring the bells of the dawn, rejoice, rejoice, Angels are chanting – Alilo of the dawn!” And then at the end it repeats- Jesus was born!

Unknown Pleasure # 9: Ricky Bentley

It was never going to be brief.

It was never going to be orthodox.

I’ve known Ricky since I was little. Little in advertising years that is.

Ricky is a colleague of mine at Whitespace. The agency where I now work but which I helped establish in 1997 (I think.)

He joined the company soon after as an artworker ( a great one at that) and remains there to this day.

Ricky is a philosopher, of that there can be no doubt.

A man that is comfortable in his own skin. Happy to zag against the world, rage against the machine, bring his own world view to anyone willing to listen.

He’s a polymath. A musician, a massive enthusiast (one of the reasons I love him so much) a historian, a film maker, a writer, a runner, an all round top bloke.

And his cultural interests are nothing like any others you will read in my series. You’ll see that his aesthetic is caught in a cross between B movie Americana, and its musical cousins and deep philosophical discourse. It’s brilliant.

I mean, his dinner party guest list says it all: John Gray, Diogenes, Jim Goad, Marquis de Sade, Robert Burns, Scheherazade, Betty Page, Salma Hayek, Mairi Kidd and Aphrodite. (When Diogenes hits on Aphrodite sparks will fly. The Marquis looking on inquisitively.)

I do hope you will enjoy Ricky’s take on culture, life and the world as we don’t know it. I sure did.

Unknown Pleasures

Hey! I was so chuffed to be asked by Mark if’n I’d be interested in contributing to his blog in the form of an Unknown pleasures piece – and so here it is. Let’s just dive right in . . .

My favourite author or book

She by H Rider Haggard an incredible work, a rip roaring adventure so good I read it over two days (it would have been one had I not started it late in the evening) – OK it has courted controversy with it’s themes of Imperialism, race and evolution, female authority and sexuality – feminists both praising and criticising it – but putting all that aside – I just love this book and have nothing more to add than that.

If I could add one other book as an also ran You Can’t Win by Jack Black . . . no, not the Thomas Jacob Black the Californian Actor but rather the autobiographer who spent life as a hobo in depression era USA – discover a world of yeggs, gay cats, bindle stiff conventions and rod riding outlaws – so good, this is the book that most influenced William Burroughs and as the linear notes read from a ‘forgotten era of American history lodged somewhere between the Wild west and the birth of the Metropolis.

H. Rider Haggard. She. | H rider haggard, Paperback writer, Pulp fiction  book

The book I’m reading

Svetlana Alexievich’s The Unwomanly Face of War a compendium of second world war experiences of woman of war torn Russia gathered and relayed by the author. I’ve been reading this book for some time, in-fact just over a year – I drop in and out of it whilst reading other books in between. Nothing prepares you for these stories and this is a work that shouldn’t be approached lightly – it should be read by everyone that thinks war is an option – It’s a deserved winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature but sadly serves to remind me that the human race has an unwavering propensity to record history and fail to absorb consequence. Progress you say? Read, absorb learn and act.

The book I wish I had written

I just wish I could get ‘any of the many’ unwritten books that are filling the Inside of my head completed and onto the printed page. It’s always the plan for another day.

The book I couldn’t finish

A pet hate of mine is to NOT finish reading a book therefore it makes me all the more selective of those that I invest in. However, there is one fiction publisher I tend to take a chance on and blind buy because even if the content ‘just ain’t no good’ like many of the characters within the books – the book cover art is ‘pulp’ superb and I do love them. So I forked out my usual four bucks on the budget find Hard Case Crime’s 140th book – ‘The Triumph of the Spider Monkey’ by Joyce Carol Oates –representing the ‘Mind of a Maniac’ or not . . .  it’s SHIT! . . . and sits half read on the shelf and I probably won’t return to it no matter how great ‘Time’ magazine tells me she is as a writer. 

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

I feel no shame, more so regrets that I haven’t read some books – but the book I’d reply in answer to this has to be ‘One thousand and one nights’ the framing device featuring Scheherazade for the compilation of tales alone makes me regret not having read this . . . so much so, I’m off to order a Folio edition English translation of the book right now.

One Thousand and One Nights: Amazon.co.uk: Al-Shaykh, Hanan: 9781408827765:  Books

My favourite film

I have a real challenge between two movies that I absolutely love and consider both to be exceptional – Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker and John Huston’s Treasure of the Sierra Madre the first based on the Stugatsky Brothers Roadside Picnic book and the latter on German Anarchist B. Travens Treasure of the Sierra Madre (both books of which having read them, also deserve a place in my favrit books and authors list). 

Although these movies appear miles apart in theme and content (one a 1940’s Mexican adventure the other a 1970’s Soviet Sci-fi movie) they are so similar in so many ways. In both movies two men set out on a quest to feed their hearts desire with the help of an experienced guide and we discover as viewers that perhaps the journey offers the true riches to our life.

If I was forced to choose between them, today I’d choose the 1948 Treasure of the Sierra Madre . . . watch out for the in-joke by director John Huston playing the rich American when Humphrey Bogart’s down on his luck character ‘Dobbs’ street begs from him three times – and on the third occasion Huston says: ‘that’s the third time you’ve begged from me today, when are you gonna stand on your own two feet?’ the reference being – Bogie bought the rights to the book and screenplay and saved it until after WWII when he could request John Huston direct the movie after returning from military service. Humphrey Bogart hoping this would follow the success that had made him a star with their two post war collaborations The Maltese Falcon and Across the Pacific.

Stalker – Senses of Cinema

My favourite play

Sophocles Oedipus – what a play! And from around 500BC – the plot involves a plague ravaging the land and the king doesn’t know what to do about it (hey wait a minute that sounds familiar), anyways – opening with a prophecy delivered by a consulted Oracle on what to do, Oedipus is informed he will shed the blood of his father and mate with his mother . . . and the biggest hook in theatre is delivered . . .  you just gotta find out what’s to come.  

My favourite podcast

There are too many to mention but on this occassion I’m only gonna mention one: Tyler Mahan Coe’s Cocaine and Rhinestones – you think Rock and Roll or Hollywood has all the stories? Just take a trip down Country music histories colourful country road – from the poverty stricken get go in 1500’s Britain and the birth of murder ballads to the rags to riches world born in the Appalachian mountains to torture, extortion, rape, murder, gay shaming, suicide, prison life, girl power, love all over country USA – nobody can beat country for tales of sex and drugs and guitar twang! An oldie but a goodie – listen here.

7 podcasts to keep music lovers in touch

The box set I’m hooked on

I ain’t no Box set ‘doer’ especially of the recent TV types, but I do have loads o’ box sets piled high in my collection of ‘old school’ – DVD’s an’ Blu-ray discs, including Universals Film Noir (regularly revisited), a couple of Arrow’s Gailocompilations (Oh my! those Italian’s made murder look so stylish in the 60’s ands 70’s) and lot’s of Euro and Japanese cinema box sets. But the box set that is most compelling is the astounding and award winning unforgettable WWII documentary series World at War This is a serious historical and emotional journey and even today, should be on the school carriculum. Super high rating of 9.2 on IMDB says it all and if and when you are lucky it’s sometimes available on Amazon Prime here https://www.amazon.co.uk/The-World-at-War/dp/B0197L5MSM

My favourite TV series

Champion the Wonder Horse – From the opening title song to the overall goodness in every story – ‘Champion’ can’t be beat. A boy, a dog and a wild horse doing more for his community than any official – the mantra by which I live.

Watch The Adventures of Champion, The Wonder Horse | Prime Video

My favourite piece of music

Pink Floyds Dark side of the moon. It’s still as incredible today as it ever was – a timeless piece. 

As a kid in high school myself and some friends would camp out in our back gardens, go strawberry raiding around the neighbourhood in the middle of the night, return to the tent and gorge ourselves whilst listening to Darkside and Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust album on C60 cassette and we’d dream of being ‘Rock stars’. 

Dave Gilmour’s guitar solo’s on Time and Mick Ronson’s on Moonage Dream were the songs that turned me into a guitar performer. My sister found a cheap Strat copy in a Dunfermline shop window, recognising the shape from my Floyd poster and persuaded my mum to buy it for me. One of the gang purchased a drum kit – thought he was Keith Moon and another a bass guitar and much to the displeasure of the neighbourhood ‘Thundermaster’ were born. Back to DSoM tho – I’ve loved every track on this piece more than the others at one time or another but top choice now would be – Us and Them it’s so on the ball.

The toughest thing about this question was discarding Amazing GraceVaughn Williams’ Lark Ascending and Artie Shaw’s rendition of Cole Porter’s Beguin the Beguine all of which could easily have made the favourite spot.

My favourite dance performance

Anything by Rita Hayworth does the trick, so here’s a wee compilation of Rita in mash-up with the Bee Gees.

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

Just listened to it again today – see The song that saved me two questions below.

The lyric I wish I’d written

And I’ve been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in but I’m still on my feet
And I’m still . . . willin’

Hats off to Lowell George and Little Feet.

The song that saved me

Dick Gaughan Sail On . . . makes me greet every time.  

The instrument I play

I’ve never considered myself an instrument player per se – especially when I listen to all of my guitar influences who CAN play, but I do like to strap on the guitar and do the occasional live trash performance in a junkyard entertainment style or operhaps now – just give me a cowboy guitar, a horse and I’ll save the gal.

The instrument I wish I’d learned

The Guitar

If I could own one painting it would be

If it had been a work of art I think I would have selected Bernini’s Rape of Proserpina marble sculpture – it would look great sitting in the centre of my lawn. When I first saw this in the Borghese Gallery I was in awe – the detail of Hadeshand impressing Persephones thigh alone is enough to cement any sculptures reputation for eternity – and that’s before viewing the rest of the piece as a group. Wonderful.

Rape of Proserpina

If it has to be a painting tho the choice is beyond reduction but for this I’ll choose one of the many that I can happily view on a daily basis without tiring of and something that reminds me of just how joyful art can be . . . I love the art of Glenn Barr and his When Betty Rubble Went Bad is great even tho it perpetuates the ‘male gaze’ theory in art . . . but hey we’re getting into Feminist TheorySigmund Freud and Jean Paul Sartre territory here and and that’s not what this shiz is about (or is it?).

When Betty Rubble Went Bad | Adam Gorightly's Untamed Dimensions

On an aside, if anyone fancies putting a wee heist team together and doing one on Tate Britain I would hang the Victorian romantic work Deer and Deerhounds in a Mountain Torrent the 1833 work by Sir Edwin Landseer above the fireplace in my villain’s lair. 

The music that cheers me up

Western swing, Bob Wills, Moon Mullican, Spade Cooley et al and especially songs featuring the fantastic vocal of Tommy Duncan. His 1952 hit Relax and Take it easy a particular favrit . . .  Honourable mention to every album that the Dwarves have ever recorded tho.

The place I feel happiest

I’m with John Muir on this one and ‘None of Nature’s landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild.’ Just set me loose in a forest, on a mountain or wild environment and I’m happy. 

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

Collecting Jungle Girl comics from the 40’s and 50’s and boy, oh boy there are hundreds of them – featuring such illustrated beauties as Jann of the Jungle, Lorna the Jungle Queen, Rulah – Jungle Goddess, Sheena, Princess Vishnu, Gwenna, Tiger Girl to name but a few and illustrated by such legendary artists as Will Eisner and Frank Frazetta.

Mind you I also can’t pass a ‘Good Girl art’ illustrated book and have built a fair collection of these featuring artist like Margaret Brundage, Allen Anderson, Matt Baker, Frank Frazetta, Wally Wood and plenty more.

Jungle girl: Amazon.co.uk: CHO, FRANCK: 9791094169469: Books

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

John Gray, Diogenes, Jim Goad, Marquis de Sade, Robert Burns, Scheherazade, Betty Page, Salma Hayek, Mairi Kidd and Aphrodite.

And I’ll put on this music

The Muses would control the entertainment and have it performed live and maybe later the nusic app would randomly select and it’d look something like this . . . 

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Unknown Pleasures #8: Jeana Gorman

When I first met my wife it would be fair to say that our cultural influences were not exactly close.

The day we saw “Strictly Ballroom” at The Odeon (sighs at the loss of that great auditorium) she asked me what I thought of it. I was ambivalent.

“What, does it not have fucking subtitles?” she cried in dismay.

And her love of poor quality movies has yet to desert her. Indeed her 5.6 sweetspot on IMDB still fills me with gloom.

But our cultural planets have gradually aligned and we enjoy nothing more than visits to The Traverse, The Lyceum, The Cameo and The Filmhouse, The Scottish National Portrait Gallery and the Modern Art Gallery.

We’ve done the Venice Biennale together. Going specifically for that reason, and especially to see the almost life changing Damien Hirst’s Treasures from the Wreck of the Unbelievable that overshadowed the biennale itself.

And then there is Italy full stop. Our favourite place.

During Edinburgh Festival month I still steal a march, but for my 30-40 shows she puts up a spirited 20 -30 and we take in theatre, dance drama, music and even some food. Not much, but some.

Imagine my surprise, as a lifelong Stranglers fan, when she announced, maybe ten years ago, that Golden Brown was her favourite song, the one she wants played at her funeral.

Jeana is my cultural partner of choice and we spend many, many hours in establishments of cultural wonder.

She’s also, much more than me, a creator: – her Alzheimers blanket, that she knitted for my Mum, had to be seen to be believed.

So here she is, cultural nirvana, Jeana Gorman style.

My favourite author or book

I’m not the biggest reader and tend to read when I’m on holiday.   My initial thought was Margaret Attwood.    However, I don’t think you can beat John Irvine.   I read A Prayer for Owen Meanie, an absolutely wonderful book.    First book I’ve ever read where I was dreading the ending as I didn’t want the book to end.

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

The book I’m reading

I have a stack of books to read at the moment.   However, I spend more time looking at knitting websites getting pattern ideas and tips for baby items.   

The book I wish I had written

I’ve never really wanted to write a book, at one point I did think there was a gap for a useful gardening book explaining the basics to novices and children.   That has been filled now as there are so many websites and apps, and no one seems to want to pick a book up. 

The book I couldn’t finish

Somehow, I managed to trudge my way through Hilary Mantel’s Wolf Hall.   It was instantly forgettable and have since made the decision to stop reading a book if I’m not enjoying it.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

My knowledge of history is non-existent.   I’ve often thought I should read more about it.  I’ve bought a few books but I still haven’t taken the time to pick them up.  

My favourite film

That’s a hard one.   I love films and I love going to the pictures.   Seeing a film on the big screen and immersing yourself in it.   No distractions.    I’m not big on seeing films repeatedly, once I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it.  A film I have seen on numerous occasions however is The Shining.  It took about 5 goes to see it straight through and have seen it many times since.   It never gets old.

The Shining is the most horrifying quarantine movie

My favourite play

There are so many to choose from, I really enjoyed the National Theatre of Scotland’s The Strange Undoing of Prudencia Hart by David Greig, The Incident Room by New Diorama Theatre at The 2019 Fringe and Richard Gadd’s Monkey See, Monkey Do where I was actually the first person to get up on my feet to give him a standing ovation.     

For sheer enjoyment though I’m going to choose Sweeney Todd for this, I’ve seen so many different productions of this musical and it never disappoints.   I particularly enjoyed Imelda Staunton and Michael Ball’s production at The Adelphi Theatre in London.  

My favourite podcast

It’s not just a Podcast but I do like Desert Island Discs.   

The box set I’m hooked on

Mark and I are currently loving Gormorrah.   It’s a brilliant series about the Italian drug gangs in Naples.   Very brutal but somehow you come to love the characters.    I normally binge watch box sets but this one is being eked out. (You wrote eeked out before I sub edited it.  Eeked, though seemed appropriate. Ed.).

My favourite TV series

Grey’s Anatomy.   What’s not to love?  It started when I borrowed the box set from my sister-in-law and watched every episode with my daughter, Amy, over a 3 week period.   I see the new series is about to be screened – can’t wait.

My favourite piece of music

Golden Brown by The Stranglers.  I just love everything about it.   It’s a beautiful piece of music.  I recently heard an instrumental version by Zephyr Quartet and I loved that too. 

My favourite dance performance

In 1989, at the Edinburgh International Festival, Mark and I went to the Kings Theatre to see Johann Kresnik’s and Gottfried Helnwein’s ‘Macbeth,’  performed by the Bremer Theater from Bremen.  We were in the Gods, I was terrified of heights.    When we first sat down I thought I can’t be here, the performance started and I was transfixed.  Nothing has beaten that. 

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

Gus Harrower recorded a version of Secret Love by Doris Day, my mother-in-law’s favourite song, for her funeral.   The first time I heard it the tears flowed.   Marley and Me it gets me every time – it was on TV the other week.

The lyric I wish I’d written

Our Children from Ragtime a beautiful song about children. 

How they play,
Finding treasure in the sand.
They’re forever hand in hand,
Our children.How they laugh,
She has never laughed like this.Every waking moment, bliss.Our children.See them running down the beach.
Children run so fast…Toward the future…From the past.How they dance,
Unembarrassed and alone.Hearing music of their own, Our children.One so fair,And the other, lithe and dark.Solemn joy and sudden spark,
Our children.
See them running down the beach.
Children run so fast
Toward the future
From the past.
There they stand,
Making footprints in the sand,
And forever, hand in hand,
Our children.
Two small lives,
Silhouetted by the blue,
One like me
And one like you.
Our children.

Our children.

The song that saved me

The Blue Nile, A Walk Across the Rooftops, in 1991, and Sinead O’Connor’s Earth Mother in 1994 certainly kept me company when I would be up through the night feeding Amy, Tom and Ria.

The instrument I play

Knitting needles.  I learnt to knit when I was 10.   Stopped when I had children as I just didn’t have the time.  Started again when I was 50 when my great nephew was due.  I always have something on the go.   It’s a good way to watch TV and achieve something at the same time. 

The instrument I wish I’d learned

Definitely singing.  I am in no way musical, if anyone would like a big challenge and would like to teach me, please contact me.

If I could own one painting it would be

I would have a statue.  Either Michelangelo’s David or the Little Dancer – Aged 14 by Degas.   I would have to work out how to preserve them, but they’d make for very interesting pieces in the back garden.   

Degas exhibited only one sculpture in his lifetime; now 70 have gone on  view - Los Angeles Times

The music that cheers me up

Scott Walker always cheers me up, he’s so over the top.   Marc Almond, in particular, Tainted Love and OMD’s Enola Gay.   

The place I feel happiest

In my garden.   There’s no better way to get some fresh air and exercise.   Sitting having a coffee and watching the plants change and grow throughout the seasons is such a pleasure.   

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

I love watching a completely rubbish TV series.  My daughters and I have discovered a rating of 5.6 on IMDB is perfect.   Sometimes you just need to let a programme wash over you.  You know it’s rubbish but you can’t stop watching.   Some I’ve particularly enjoyed are Riverdale, Once Upon a Time, Married At First Sight AustraliaNew Amsterdam and How to Get Away With Murder

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I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

Audrey Hepburn , Jordan Samuels (Skincare), Daniel Levy, Bob Mortimer and Tim Minchim.

And I’ll put on this music

I would ask my guests for some contributions in advance and make a playlist up for the evening.  

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Why vaccination passports are nothing sinister

Been there. Done that.

As the Uk screams its indignation at the Big Brotheresque indignity of Vaccine Passports I got to thinking.

What’s their point?

I went to Nigeria two years ago and an absolute mandatory stipulation for entry was that I was vaccinated for Yellow Fever.

Why?

Two reasons.

The first and most obvious was to protect me from an awful disease, non existent in the UK but endemic in large parts of Africa.

It’s a killer, and a nasty way to go if the post vaccine reaction that I experienced was anything to go by. (Presumably mild, in comparison to the Full Monty, but it consigned me to bed for two days with the worst ‘illness’ I’ve had in many years.)

Did I complain about its impact on my civil liberties? No. Does anyone? Not that I’ve heard of.

A ‘Passport” allows you to Pass through a Port of entry, only if it is safe for the welcoming jurisdiction to allow it. It works both ways and it limits the movement of undesirables. Carriers of disease, fomenters of hatred, purveyors of dangerous materials and criminals.

The second and, far more important, reason for making that vaccination a condition of entry to Nigeria was not about me. It was about you.

Had I gone to Nigeria and brought Yellow Fever back with me, spreading it around my community, how would my fellow citizens have felt?

Fair enough?

No worries mate?

Or irresponsible, thoughtless, selfish and stupid?

I think I know the answer to that.

Now, think back to the outcry about the UK Government’s lamentable reaction to our Border Control of Coronavirus. No testing at airports, no need for proof of immunity, even of non-contamination.

So, what’s so different now?

Is it OK for, say, Brazilians to come into the UK unrestricted?

Is it OK for me to go to, say, Brazil, unvaccinated, spend some time there and then return?

I know, I know the answer to that.

And will it be OK to throw football stadia open to 50,000 crowds, to admit all and sundry to sweaty gigs? To celebrate our musical culture in great festival gatherings without any recourse to only admitting attendees that are protected?

Come on folks. Apply some common sense.

We need a vaccine passport.

I fully expect brickbats.

Gomorrah: TV Series review

Sodom and Gomorrah afire by Jacob de Wet II, 1680

Sodom and Gomorah were two Jordanian cities in the book of Genesis.

From Wikipedia “The Lord reveals to Abraham that he would confirm what he had heard against Sodom and Gomorrah, “and because their sin is very grievous.”

The sins of the wholly Catholic characters of Gomorrah fall fairly squarely into the camp of “grievous”. Indeed, not one of them can be in any way excused. And yet, we love them. Tony soprano, and his mates, by contrast, appear almost saintlike.

For Gommorahns are bad bad people. Not bad in a tut tut sort of way, bad in a callous, pointless, hollow and frankly evil way.

The level of violent revenge, the principal driver of Gomorrah, is breathtaking in its brutality and its unforgivable ness.

And yet, we grow close to some of them, notably Ciro and Patrizia.

The story, over 48 episodes with 12 more to come in Serie 5, centres around the Camorra wars of Napoli, a city I have been fortunate enough to visit twice, and love dearly (probably my favourite Italian city).

The city is carved into gang ‘owned’ neighbourhoods focussing primarily on Secondigliano, a Northern slum of the city, famous for its four sail shaped Brutalist tower blocks – rabbit warrens of hidden streets that house the wealthy drug dealers that rule the community.

Genarro Savastano, son of Don Pietro Savastano, is the central character (the Tony Soprano figure). his presence underpins the whole series although he by no means dominates the action. We see him rise from a fat wimpy kid into a ruthless killer who tries hard, at times, to leave his life of crime and rebuild his reputation as a more philanthropic business tycoon. But family honour and preservation of his reputation keep sucking him back into his ways.

He’s a dick.

He’s also, like several of the characters, probably saved from his extraordinarily narrow acting range by the fact that the entire show is performed in Italian and the beauty of the language masks a nagging feeling that he cannot really act.

His facial expressions, dominated by a biting of his bottom lip as he stares off camera, are limited in the extreme. Patrizia (his rags to bitches sidekick) played by Cristiana Dell’Ana fares little better, her range runs from resting bitch face to surly pout.

Either this is method acting par excellence or it’s not. Decide for yourself.

Either way, it doesn’t really matter because its gripping and compelling from start to finish.

The endless wars (and endless car journeys) are more repetitive than a week with Phillip Glass, again it doesn’t matter because what the series does evoke a unique mood, driven by a complex and exhausting narrative that’s utterly spellbinding.

The directors favour a tableaux composition of gang members that are certainly biblical and always beautifully realised; in car parks, warehouses, underpasses, doorways and alleyways and the spectacular graveyards that are commonly visited.

The music, whilst overly directional in its use of receptive themes, is magnificent and underscores the action to perfection.

The shadow of the Catholic church is impossible to escape. Many a killing is precursed by its perpetrator blessing him or herself with a sign of the cross. Many of the drug dens and meeting places of the gangs are in churches. Many of the killings (and there are literally hundreds) happen in places of worship. It reminds us of the inglorious history and commercial greed of the Vatican.

I can say with certainty that no TV series has ever taken me in to this extent (not the aforementioned Sopranos, not the West Wing, the Wire, Breaking Bad, nothing) so for that reason I have to proclaim it the greatest TV series ever made.

Bravo.

Unknown Pleasures #7: Lisl MacDonald

You might have been beginning to think that my Unknown Pleasures series was simply an old boys club of dusty memories. But you’d be wrong. It’s just that the female contributors I’ve invited to this have been, shall we just say, tardy, in their responses.

But I’m delighted to bring you the first of these, that of Lisl MacDonald.

Lisl’s quite a new pal actually. We came together through the Marketing Society and she was my choice to replace me as Chair of The Nods when I had to step down due to a conflict of interest when I joined Whitespace.

Our friendship has grown through marketing and music, but I’ve also been very aware of her vast appetite for everything cultural and I feel we are in for the long haul as we both near our later years. That’s if she stays in Scotland, because she has many interests in Asia and is more often than not found there.

Lisl has impeccable musical taste but her many performances in my lockdown music quiz ranged from inept to innocuous. But her humour and acerbic wit made her a welcome competitor. (I use the word competitor in the loosest possible term, I mean Brora Rangers are “competitors” in the Scottish Cup but they’ll never actually win any matches.)

Anyway, here’s the views of the lass fae Rothesay. I have to say, it is exquisitely composed (although she couldn’t spell cornet).

My favourite author or book

If I can redefine this as “books I have read more than twice”, then Memoirs of Hadrian by Marguerite Yourcenar, To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee, and Lanark by Alasdair Gray. These three books impart really important lessons about life, love, sex, war, racism, inequality, creativity, courage, and many more things besides. As they are so well written, you enjoy them first as a great read then realise afterwards that they were instructive.

The book I’m reading

I’ve just started Kitchenly 434, the new Alan Warner. Only on page 10 but looking very good so far!

The book I wish I had written

Candide, by Voltaire. Smart, tragic, hilarious, genius.

Candide eBook: Voltaire, by, Fleming, William: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

The book I couldn’t finish

Never managed to get far with Ulysses, James Joyce. I’ve tried three or four times then stopped, put the book down and gone and done something interesting instead.

The book I’m ashamed I haven’t read

The Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith. Read bits of it. 

My favourite film

Pi

It was Aronofsky’s debut in 1998 when he had no budget and loads of ideas. Firstly, it has one of the best soundtracks you’ve never heard and includes  Aphex Twin, Autechre, Roni Size, and  Clint Mansell. So it sounds great. Secondly, it is filmed on high-contrast black and white reversal film. So it looks great. Finally, it’s about a mad number theorist trying to find connection and order in the world through mathematics. So it’s a crazy but satisfying journey. It feels even more relevant today and I would love to see it on the stage. 

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My favourite play

Is it a cliché to say King Lear? We studied it at school and I’ve seen it staged in so many places, so many ways. It’s a credit to the creativity of all the artists involved in theatre around the world that you can take one old text and keep bring it to life in new ways which keep it relevant and feel fresh.

My favourite podcast

I have two. Trashy Divorces, which combines social history with trashy gossip of the highest order. And Backlisted, which has brilliant hosts, fabulous guests, and always costs me a fortune as I buy the books they discuss and refer to. It’s a real book lovers thrill.

The box set I’m hooked on

Currently the French spy series The Bureau. It’s making me suspicious of everyone’s motives…why are you asking me these questions Mark?

My favourite TV series

I’ve been all about RuPauls Drag Race for quite a long time now. The camp, bitchy, positive, supportive, colourful JOY of it.

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My favourite piece of music

John Tavener’s, The Lamb. Unaccompanied voices. Written as a lullaby for his nephew and inspired by William Blake. Exquisite.

My favourite dance performance

The Rite of Spring, a Pina Bausch work. Can’t remember where we saw it but my husband and I still talk about it. Closely followed by whatever Benjamin Millepied is doing, we’ve seen his work a couple of times in Paris and its always engrossing.

The Last film/music/book that made me cry

It was a few nights ago. I have chronic insomnia and often listen to music while I should be sleeping. A relaxing mix was on random play, and Max Richter’s Maria The Poet (1913) came on. The tears flowed. 

Music truly is a drug. Beware of the set and setting in which it is consumed! This composition usually makes me feel hopeful. At 3am, with the rain pattering the window, and after a day of hearing news of corrupt Westminster politicians, attacks on women being normalised , genocide, climate disaster…well, I crumbled. 

It was cathartic though.

The lyric I wish I’d written

They were written by T Rapp but made famous by This Mortal Coil. They contain all the wisdom of the ages:

The jeweller has a shop on the corner of the boulevard.

In the night, in small spectacles, he polishes old coins.

He uses spit and cloths and ashes.

He makes them shine with ashes.

The coins are often very old by the time they reach the jeweller.

With his hand and ashes he will do the best he can.

He knows that he can only shine them, cannot repair the scratches.

He knows that even new coins have scars so he just smiles.

In the darkest of the night. Both his hands will blister badly.

They will often open painfully and the blood flows from his hands.

He works to take from black coin faces, the thumb prints from so many ages.

He wishes he could cure the scars.

When he forgets he sometimes cries. 

He knows the use of ashes. 

He worships God with ashes.

The song that saved me

Slippery People, Talking Heads. It whispered to a young lassie on the Isle of Bute that it was OK to be a bit crazy. Preferable, even. Its my hymn, my anthem, my rallying cry.

The instrument I play

I’ve always read music as my family are all musical. So it went: recorder, violin, oboe, cornet. I violated the violin with scratching bows, obliterated the oboe with shrill reeds, but really enjoyed playing cornet in a swing band. Haven’t picked one up for decades though. 

The instrument I wish I’d learned

Piano. It’s on the list to learn.

If I could own one painting it would be

Woman With a Book, Picasso. It’s a reasonable likeness! I love that it is both vivid and still. It shows me that reading is an act of quiet solitude which can also be subversive, erotic and exciting. Mostly, I just like looking at it and it never bores me. And isn’t that the real criteria for putting something constantly in your line of sight?

Woman With Book 1932 By Pablo Picasso Art Reproduction from Wanford

The music that cheers me up

Honestly,? Music that takes me back to a happy time works. So Gil Scott Heron, Prince, The Pixies,and some old scool house, techno and hip hop gets me up off my chair, and feeling that same vibe from back in the day. If only my body felt the same…

The place I feel happiest

Anywhere I am by or on the sea. I grew up on the Isle of Bute, scuba dive and am a qualified yacht skipper. Sailing connects us as humans with all those communities of old who found ways to build boats, navigate, and handle the sea in all its moods. And its environmentally friendly. 

My guiltiest cultural pleasure

The podcast Dear Joan and Jericha. Outrageous. 

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I mean, this should be banned it’s so subversive Ed. (I love it)

I’m having a fantasy dinner party, I’ll invite these artists and authors

David Byrne (my muse), Voltaire, Robert Burns, Maya Angelou, Kim Gordon, Ian Dury,  Alan Cumming, Michele Obama. 

And I’ll put on this music

Ron Carter, Stockholm Volume 1.

Ron Carter Foursight Stockholm Vol. 1 [CD] - IN+OUT Records GmbH

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