gibberish


The Cabbage march into the Group stages of Champions league
August 30, 2007, 1:11 am
Filed under: Rants, sports

At least 5 hoops and 2 bluenosers were Hibbies.

Caldwell

Thomson

Whittaker

Brown

Riordan

Killen

Miller (after a fact)

I rest my case.

Get your own, why don’t you?

I confidently predict that Stevenson, Fletcher and McCann will be there in due course.



Rock opera
August 30, 2007, 1:05 am
Filed under: Arts, music

I went to see my one and only Edinburgh Festival show tonight. LuckilyI avoided reading the reviews or I’d have had to call off with a hairwashing appointment.

It was Orpheus X by some national USA Opera Co.

My pal George invited me and I was frank with him. (Actually he was frank with me.)

“That was shite” he said. And George doesn’t swear.

In truth it was poor. But it had its highlights.

The main female protagonist had got her kit off in the first minute, albeit on video.

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(That’s her in the picture.)

Actually that was it. The one and only highlight.

So, Tommy is officialy still the only Rock opera worth writing about.

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But the question remains. Why?



Poor Mike
August 28, 2007, 9:10 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized


He’s working too hard



I have just been told by the doctor that I have sciatica feet
August 28, 2007, 9:04 pm
Filed under: humour, jokes

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It’s not funny.

It’s very painful.

My new shoes are a size 9.

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Sciatica 10.



Ok, another good joke
August 28, 2007, 9:02 pm
Filed under: humour, jokes

Q. Why are jobbies tapered?

A. So your arse doesn’t shut with a bang.



The most backward place in Scotland is…
August 28, 2007, 8:59 pm
Filed under: Scotland

Glenelg.



Dragon’s Den (junior school)
August 28, 2007, 8:58 pm
Filed under: advertising, for sale

Tom (12) made a presentation to Jeana and I about investing my hard earned cash into a dotcom venture.  He believes he can take £10 a month off me.  Give me £15 back and make a profit by buying and selling on ebay.

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I’m all for entrepreneurialism.

He did a post-den interview into the grip of his putter (a surrogate microphone) claiming he had been to hell and back facing the hardline dragons.

I shall keep you posted of course.